The Good Guys cross the finish line. Ace is just happy to have made it to the end of one of these things. He fake-celebrates like he really won. Aw, Ace. You can be my Challenge Boyfriend. Don't tell the other two. Cara infuriatingly laments in an interview that poor teamwork and a lack of cooperation is what doomed her team. Like they all woke up this morning with a bad case of poor teamwork and it wasn't fostered from Day 1 by Cara and Susie's smug little pact. Tonya's psyched to have won. Paula's happy to have made it to the end. Hugs all around! Sepia-toned flashbacks! Alton Sez: Best Challenge Yet! Abram discusses breaking mental and physical boundaries in a stilted manner reminiscent of a poetry slam! Cara can't get along with people! Kenny in a speedo and then winking suggestively! Susie feels blessed! People who died along the way! Or maybe they just went to a hotel nearby! Timmy's tearful goodbye! Joe R gagging on his own rage!
So that's the season. Props to Sars for being an awesome tag team partner. Props to all the lovely people who read and posted and emailed me nice thoughts. I heard a rumor that the next Challenge is going to feature The Return Of Coral, so you bet your ass I'll be watching again. I have no dignity anymore.