Victoria invites all the cast members to go for a swim, because she's hot. She pushes her hair back and sticks her chest out when she says this. I wonder whether they have to go to a special Playmate school to learn those gestures. In an interview, Montana sarcastically says that there is nothing she would like better than to get into a bathing suit with all the Playboy models. Victoria jokes around with Nathan who, as usual, looks like a doofus. A woman named Stacey introduces herself to Montana and Anne. She tells them in which issue of the magazine she appeared, and Noah remembers the issue. Stacey says that her brother has always had "a prescription to Playboy." In an interview, Montana snarks, "Not only are they funny, they're intelligent too." Hey, Montana is taking all of my good lines! Let me do my job, Montana!
Montage of the cast members swimming in the pool and drinking. In an interview, Neil says that people are getting to know each other like they've wanted to do for the past few weeks. Hugh Hefner comes out with a gaggle of ladies and shakes hands all around. In an interview, Beth says it was hard to believe that Hef is seventy-three years old, and that he must get "a lot of exercise, if you know what I mean." No, Beth, we don't know what you mean. That was too subtle.
Noah starts hitting on Alyssa, one of the Playmates, and Beth tells us that it's making Montana "a little jealous." In an interview, Noah explains that he talked to Alyssa for three hours, and that they had "a really good conversation about all kinds of deep issues." I think he might be talking in code, here. Noah gives Alyssa his number or something. Montana and Anne walk in and say hello. Montana says something about Noah deserving a girl "at least as intelligent as [he is]." Alyssa asks Montana whether that was supposed to be rude. Montana insists that she's just teasing Noah. That was pretty fucking rude on Montana's part. Anne tells Alyssa not to worry about it, and Alyssa says that she's not. Anne and Montana scamper off. Alyssa continues to bitch that Montana's being rude and insulting. Noah tries to play it off as Montana trying to get to him, but Alyssa is not having it.
Outside, a bunch of people jump on the trampoline. It's pretty dark, so it's hard to see exactly who is there. Mark and Neil are definitely jumping, and Anne is curled up into a ball and laughing. Alyssa and Noah approach, and Alyssa is saying that Montana cannot disrespect her at the Playboy Mansion. On the trampoline, Nathan proposes a toast to both teams, and then swigs out of a bottle of champagne. That Nathan is classy. Alyssa tells Noah how rude Montana was to her. Noah tries to herd Alyssa somewhere, but Alyssa resists. Noah's thinking, "Am I going to get laid or what? Fucking Montana ruins everything."