The rude announcer introduces the coach for the RW team -- it's the little person that had to wrestle Amaya last year. His name is Puppy. The RR team also gets a little person coach -- his name is "The Real Deal Holyfield." The rude announcer tells everyone that they won't just be wrestling -- they'll be mud wrestling. Two lackeys remove the tarp to show off all the mud in the ring. Laterrian remarks that the ring is covered with "mud and cow manure." Okay, cow manure? I doubt it. Julie pouts some more.
First up are James and Jamie. They spin the wheel and find out that they'll be wrestling one another. James gets an early lead by picking Jamie up and holding him over his shoulder. James voice-overs that he wasn't going to have any pity for Jamie. Nor should he. James slams Jamie to the mud. Rebecca says that she felt bad for Jamie. When Jamie hits the mat, Emily cackles with glee. I'm liking her more and more. James get the pin, and I think he is, um, aroused after wrestling Jamie. I'm just saying. Check the tape if you don't believe me. Emily says that the mission started off right.
Next up are Dan and Christian. Dan is at least eleven feet tall. They spin the wheel and get to wrestle each other also. Dan squats down like a frog before the bell rings. Dan has the early advantage, especially since he's so much taller. Christian manages to battle back to his feet, which probably wasn't his greatest idea. After some more scuffling, the referee calls it a draw. I'm not going to make any remarks about Dan and his experience with wrestling other men. It's just wrong. Afterwards, Dan says that "mud wrestling is fun" and then wins me over by making a Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka reference. If he had jumped off the top turnbuckle, I would have been his for life.
Kameelah and Michelle go next. "Sweet Child of Mine" starts playing, I think. Kameelah spins the wheel, and they have to wrestle male models. Kameelah is up first, and to the surprise of no one, she loses. She puts up a good fight, though. After the guy pins her, Rebecca screams, "Get off of…" She looked really pissed! What was that about? Michelle gets to go next, and she loses too. She does, however, scoop up mud and rub it in the model's hair. That was kind of funny.
Laterrian and Syrrhosis are next. Syrrhosis says that Laterrian is "a silent killer." As Philip said, "What is he, SIDS?" Syrrhosis is seriously forty-five years old, at least. They spin the wheel and end up having to wrestle one another. The wheel? Totally fixed. Laterrian takes the lead early on, and Syrrhosis has a look on his face like, "What is this little guy doing on top of me?" Syrrhosis pulls out of it as Michelle comments that Syrrhosis outweighs Laterrian by "forty pounds." At least! Rebecca cheers on very loudly. I wonder if Laterrian is farting like he did during his battle with David in Africa. Julie gets right up in Syrrhosis' face to yell at him. Yeah, she's sure mourning the loss of Ayanna. Anyway, it turns out to be a draw.