Real World

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A Long Walk Off a Short Pier

CJP tells Kyle's dad that her own father was asking if there was something going on between Kyle and Keri, because he sensed an attraction. Keri laughs and says that her little sister felt the same thing. In an interview, CJP says that Kyle and Keri have everything necessary for a relationship, except sex. Unlike CJP, who frequently has nothing in her relationships except for sex. CJP tries to quote Ralph Wiggum and fails miserably. She should have said, "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me." In case you were wondering. Kyle's dad pretends like he's hip to the Simpsons quotes.

They all arrive at the lake house. Theo comments that when he saw the house, he thought that Kyle must have a lot of money. Aneesa suggests that they rent scary movies that night. Keri and Aneesa look around the place and gush over how great it is. In an interview, Keri says that when they got there, she felt like it was all seven of them, not just her and Kyle. Okay. I'm not sure why she thought it was going to be a romantic weekend for two when Kyle went to great lengths to make it the exact opposite of that. Aneesa suggests that they all move in there instead of the loft. Kyle points out the various bedrooms. One has bunkbeds and CJP whines, "I want to be on top!" Insert your own joke here. Keri asks Kyle where he will be sleeping, and he blows the question off and tells her that they'll figure it out later.

Everyone swims in the pool. Tonya tries to float on top of a giant beach ball and falls off. I guess she passed her kidney stones. They take the boat out on the lake to do some tubing. Tonya nearly falls into the water, and no one rushes to save her. In an interview, Tonya says that it's interesting to see two guys act like they feel the same way about each other that she feels about Justin. I can't believe that she never even contemplated that gay people could have relationships. She's an idiot. Kurt and Chris get on the tube. I've been tubing. It's fun. Chris and Kurt fall out. Tonya and Justin go next. Again, I guess the kidney problems aren't acting up. Chris plants some smooches on Kurt's back. Kyle voice-overs that Chris and Kurt have formed a connection.

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