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A Long Walk Off a Short Pier

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A Long Walk Off a Short Pier

They all arrive at the lake house. Theo comments that when he saw the house, he thought that Kyle must have a lot of money. Aneesa suggests that they rent scary movies that night. Keri and Aneesa look around the place and gush over how great it is. In an interview, Keri says that when they got there, she felt like it was all seven of them, not just her and Kyle. Okay. I'm not sure why she thought it was going to be a romantic weekend for two when Kyle went to great lengths to make it the exact opposite of that. Aneesa suggests that they all move in there instead of the loft. Kyle points out the various bedrooms. One has bunkbeds and CJP whines, "I want to be on top!" Insert your own joke here. Keri asks Kyle where he will be sleeping, and he blows the question off and tells her that they'll figure it out later.

Everyone swims in the pool. Tonya tries to float on top of a giant beach ball and falls off. I guess she passed her kidney stones. They take the boat out on the lake to do some tubing. Tonya nearly falls into the water, and no one rushes to save her. In an interview, Tonya says that it's interesting to see two guys act like they feel the same way about each other that she feels about Justin. I can't believe that she never even contemplated that gay people could have relationships. She's an idiot. Kurt and Chris get on the tube. I've been tubing. It's fun. Chris and Kurt fall out. Tonya and Justin go next. Again, I guess the kidney problems aren't acting up. Chris plants some smooches on Kurt's back. Kyle voice-overs that Chris and Kurt have formed a connection.

Chris and Kurt go swimming in the pool in their underwear while Aneesa and Keri watch. Aneesa tells Kurt to get naked. In an interview, Aneesa says that she loves Chris and Kurt together. Aneesa and Keri command Chris and Kurt to make out. In an interview, Keri says that Chris and Kurt are in a new relationship, and that they are having a great time together.

Chris and Kurt walk into the living room, and everyone teases them because they are apparently glowing from recent sex. In an interview, CJP says that there is a little bit of a line between the couples and the singles, and that she has to get used to being on the singles side. Justin and Tonya walk out, and everyone accuses them of having just had sex. Tonya denies it. The singles simulate sex and then applaud for dorky Justin.

After a totally unnecessary ten-minute shot of the beach ball floating in the pool, Kyle gets into the hot tub alone. He rubs his face with his hands. Interspersed with that footage is black and white footage of Kyle and Keri together. This is so college film project. Don't they have professional editors there? And the music is so bad. In an interview, Kyle says that he just broke up with Nicole, so he's not ready to jump into something else, and he likes hanging out with Keri. Kyle rubs his face for twenty-five more minutes. Or maybe it was the same shot shown four or five times. Whatever.

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