Melanie calls for Frank, and Arissa gets on the phone and apologizes for the way she acted. So if Frank and Melanie did have sex, then Arissa wouldn't apologize? What if Melanie just gave Frank a blowjob? What if he felt her up, under the bra? I just want to know what the skank parameters are here. In an interview, Arissa says that she's apologizing because "Melanie is not that girl" that Arissa assumed she was. Oh, she's not a whore. This whole thing just baffles me. If they did have sex, would Frank have been "that guy"? Arissa tells Melanie to feel comfortable coming to visit, and then hands off the phone to Frank with a hug. Frank tells Melanie that she should come visit him in Vegas if she gets bored. As long as they don't have sex. Or go past second base or something. As I said, I don't understand. Frankly, I think eating pizza out of the sink is grosser than having sex in the confessional, especially if they used condoms. But whatever.
Brynn tells Trishelle that since she hasn't been eating right, that could cause her period to be late. But Brynn really thinks that Trishelle is pregnant. Trishelle says that she hates to go to the doctor. Brynn wants Trishelle to go with her the next time she goes. Does Steven even know about this yet? And also, couldn't she just take a home pregnancy test first? I can't believe that it would be possible that she did, but they didn't catch it on camera. Arissa and Brynn try to convince Trishelle to go. Trishelle says, "And, like, the pregnancy thing? I want to put that off." Does she even understand how the whole thing works? The longer she puts it off, the fewer her options if she is pregnant. Brynn points that out. Trishelle says with a huge grin, "This is just bad. Like, this is really bad." She really just had no clue.
It's time for the big Lust promotion at Rain. Steven tells Frank he hopes the turnout isn't horrible. In an interview, Steven says that the turnout was really low. The roommates get dressed for their skit. In an interview, Frank explains that he's dressed up in "some blatant Roman outfit." As opposed to a subtle Roman outfit? He's carrying a platform, upon which Trishelle, Arissa, and Alton are simulating a threeway. And they get paid for this? In an interview, Arissa says that acting lusty with Alton feels incestuous. Meanwhile, Brynn dances in a naughty schoolgirl outfit. In an interview, Steven says that Irulan was just running around taking pictures, which didn't seem fair. Then a nurse skit starts up. Trishelle examines the patient, Frank, who checks out her ass. Then Frank pretends to sleep and Trishelle leaves. Alton starts rubbing Frank, who assumes it's Trishelle. When Frank discovers that his nurse is actually Alton (whose wig falls off), he freaks out. Ha? Everyone cheers. Backstage, Marc says that it was one of the funniest things he's ever seen in his life, though he would have liked more people in the crowd. That is so, so sad, because that was so, so unfunny. Everyone celebrates. In an interview, Steven says that all of the roommates are more into partying than working. Trishelle (possibly pregnant) asks Frank to get her (and her potential baby) another drink. Isn't she practically in her third trimester at this point?