Landon and MJ go in the hot tub. MJ whispers about Sarah's dressup tendencies. Landon agrees that Sarah said she likes to walk around naked. They are both excited to see it. Sarah walks up and asks what they were saying. MJ admits that they were talking about Sarah having a lot of sex. Sarah thinks it's just part of life, which is true, but so is shitting, and I don't her her talking about that. Thank God. Sarah adds that sex is an aerobic workout. Landon yells, "If you last that long." I think Landon just revealed more about himself than he intended.
Willie gets on the computer and looks up gay clubs. Karamo wanders in to help. Karamo asks if they're all going to a gay club on Friday. Willie invites Karamo to go too, but doesn't think that Landon and MJ will come along. Karamo interviews that his sexual orientation is on a need-to-know basis. Karamo tells Willie that his ex's name is William, so he hates that name, and then walks out of the room. Willie takes a minute to catch up, and then make a hilarious reaction face.
Karamo goes into the phone room (which has a door that you can close -- how will people eavesdrop?) and calls his friend Ray. He says that he's going crazy because everyone is PC and polite. Yeah, I hate it when people are polite. That drives me crazy too. Karamo says that Willie is really effeminate, and that Karamo doesn't usually hang out with that type. Karamo interviews that Willie is "the gay roommate," because he likes to shop and carries a man purse. Karamo says that Willie has already lined up "a big gay event." Karamo interviews that he can't turn to Willie for comfort because they are so different. Karamo feels most comfortable with MJ and Landon, because they are like his friends back home, but they don't know he's gay. He hopes their relationship doesn't change when they find out he's a GAY!
Willie and Shavonda discuss Karamo's gay secret. Willie says that Karamo admitted that he's had a boyfriend in the past. Shavonda says that Karamo came out to her, and said that he tried to talk to Willie, but that Willie "wasn't really biting back." Well, maybe if he wanted to discuss it, he should have been a little less passive-aggressive about the whole thing, instead of making a throwaway comment on his way out of the room. Willie agrees with me. Shavonda thinks that things will get awkward, because MJ and Landon have no clue.