Real World

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Birds Of A Feather

Danny and Nehemiah get home, and are immediately informed that Wes made out with Johanna. Nehemiah is disgusted. With Johanna. Danny finally figures out what's going on, like, twenty minutes later, and laughs. Nehemiah says that he's lost respect for both of them. Then, he changes his mind and says he's just lost respect for Johanna.

Nehemiah and Danny grill Wes about the situation in another room. Nehemiah says one of the most honest things he's said in the entire episode: "I wanted to make out with her!" Nehemiah interviews that Wes had better "get them drawers" or he'll be kicking himself later. Nehemiah gets right in Wes's grill and tells him, "If you don't fuck her, you're a bitch." Wes says that he likes Wren. Danny and Nehemiah get mad and start fake-hitting Wes. Nehemiah once again says that if Wes doesn't get "some of that Peruvian pussy," he's a bitch. Remember when I kind of liked Nehemiah, like, ten minutes ago? I'm over it. He's just as bad as Wes. Danny thinks that Wes shouldn't hook up with Johanna tonight, and Nehemiah disagrees. Wes doesn't want to admit it, but finally says that the whole time he was kissing Johanna, he was thinking about Wren.

Nehemiah begs Wes to fuck Johanna for him. Then, he changes his mind and says that Wes should do it for all of them. Danny adds, "For America!" Which was kind of funny in the moment. Wes protests that he's abstaining right now. Danny and Nehemiah stand Wes up and walk him into the bathroom and urge him to fuck Johanna for America. As Wes goes into the bathroom, Danny and Nehemiah salute him, and some patriotic music tootles in the background. Now, there's something a little unsettling about the whole "get the Peruvian pussy for America" thing, but I also sometimes enjoy watching drunk people make assholes out of themselves, so I'm torn.

Wes tells Johanna that he likes to make out with her and Wren. At the same time? In his dreams. Johanna says that she likes to make out with Wes, or anyone else that comes along. Wes acts like he's cool with that. Johanna interviews that he and Wes have "a mutual understanding" that they can both make out with whomever they want, and that they're cool.

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