Back on the show, it's Steven's birthday and Trishelle gives him her gift. The card reads, "Steven: In the past three months, we've gone from acquaintances to sleeping together (ha ha) to not speaking to friend, but I always knew no matter what that we would remain close. I'm so lucky to have you as a friend. You are so wonderful and you teach me something new every day. I hope you have a great [something something] love and care about you [something] you'll ever know." And then the rest was off-screen. Steven reads another card that I guess is from the other roommates and Frank wrote: "Steven, Las Vegas was so much fun. I want Los Angeles to be fun too so don't ever call me to hang out. Your dearest friend, Frank." Steven is happy about his gifts from Trishelle. He reads what she wrote on the back of the photo, but I can't see what it says, and then puts the frame on top of his armoire with some others.
In a club, Steven blows out the candles on his cake as everyone cheers. In an interview, Trishelle says that Steven is precious and she cares about him a lot. Steven yells that it's time to get drunk. So they get drunk. In an interview, Steven says that alcohol makes him horny. Alert the media! Alcohol made someone horny! I bet that's never happened before. Anyway, Steven and Trishelle totally start making out and I just saw all of Steven's tongue and it was gross and then they go into the elevator and he's rubbing her in the bathing suit area and then they run into the bedroom and tear their clothes off. Brynn is sitting at the computer, and she looks at the camera and shakes her head. In an interview, Brynn says that Steven can deny his feelings for Trishelle all he wants, but she's not buying it. In bed, Steven and Trishelle whisper that they love each other. In an interview, Trishelle says that they might want to date each other. In an interview, Steven says that he can't escape it while they're living together. They do it in the bed.
Irulan and Alton sit in the Smokers' Lounge talking. In an interview, Irulan says that Alton asked if she wanted to get back together, and she was conflicted. Irulan tells Alton that she doesn't want to make the same mistake twice. Alton says she won't know if it's a mistake unless she tries, and then says that he loves her. Irulan agrees to give it a shot. Man, what is with the women on this show? A man says "I love you" and they lose their minds. Did it ever occur to them that the guys are just saying it to get what they want and don't really mean it? In a confessional, Irulan says she's tired of pretending she doesn't care, because she loves Alton. Irulan and Alton go to bed together. In an interview, Irulan says she knows Alton is "a dirty bird," but she doesn't care because she wants to be with him.