Real World

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Bloody Mary? Bloody Hell.

In a cab, Kyle tells CJP that Keri had a bad day that day, and that the tensions over her writing are thick. For the entire rest of this scene, Kyle sits with his mouth hanging open, looking like a dolt. CJP says that Kyle's feelings have "waned," and that it's not easy for Keri to take. CJP hopes that Keri will admit that she's jealous. In a confessional, Kyle wears more eyeliner than Ewan McGregor at the MTV Movie Awards (and not nearly as well as Ewan) when he says that Keri doesn't show her emotions often, but that it's obvious she is envious. Of Kyle? And his gaping maw? And square head? And lack of neck? And general toolishness? Or of CJP? And her skeletal frame? And her neediness? And her clinginess? And her psychobabbling? Wow, I can totally see why Keri would be jealous of those things. Except not. Kyle says that he treats Keri the same way he does the other female roommates. CJP thinks that must be hard for Keri, because it didn't seem that way in the past.

CJP and Kyle lie in bed and discuss how to rework Keri's skit. I have a brilliant idea. Maybe they could discuss this with Keri? I'm all for shit-talking, but this goes way beyond. Keri walks into the room and then quickly walks out. In an interview, Keri says that she tries to have conversations with Kyle or CJP and they blow her off. CJP calls out to Keri to come and sleep with her, and Keri says that Kyle already is. CJP and Kyle deny it. In an interview, Keri says that she's asked Kyle if he's attracted to CJP, and he's denied it. Keri doesn't believe it, and thinks that Kyle and CJP are attracted to each other. Keri adds that it's "an unwritten rule between girlfriends" that you don't go after each other's exes. Well, that's kind of true, but Kyle isn't really Keri's ex. And frankly, she should be happy that CJP is willing to take Kyle off Keri's hands. In an interview, CJP says that Keri hates to lose, so it's hard for her to face that she lost Kyle.

Kyle finds Keri in the bathroom and asks her about changing or rewriting it. Keri says that she already made some changes. Keri shows Kyle her notebook and explains the rewrites. In a confessional, Kyle says, "I feel like Cara and Keri are both attracted to me, and I feel a constant glare and resentment from Keri." Whoa. Back that thing up. Did he just say that he feels that both of his single heterosexual female roommates are attracted to him? Okay, so they are. But CJP is also attracted to any man (or woman) who gives her a compliment, so that's no big thing. Even if it's true, what a conceited thing to say! And he said it in a confessional, not an interview, so he can't even pretend that he only said it in response to a question from a producer. What an asshole. In an interview, Keri says that she's put up a shell so that she won't get hurt, and that even if she is hurt, she won't show it. Kyle's mouth hangs open some more as Keri explains her skit.

Real World

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