In a confessional, Kyle says that CJP and Tonya won't admit that they don't want to do Keri's skit. Didn't they just do that? Keri says that she wrote all three skits with Kyle. That seems like an important point that gets left out of this little storyline -- that Keri doesn't give a shit if they cut one skit because she worked on all of them. In an interview, Keri says that she knows that CJP wants to cut "Bloody Mary" because it wasn't Kyle's idea. In a confessional, Kyle says that Keri is "sensitive and defensive" because it's her story. Kyle adds that it's gotten to the point where he's paranoid that Keri is listening in to his confessional. Cut to outside the confessional, where Keri and CJP are both trying to listen in. Does anyone else get the feeling that Kyle totally knew the girls were trying to listen in, so he said that to make Keri look bad? I'm just really suspicious that all of the Kyle footage in this episode is in confessionals -- it could totally be Kyle trying to do damage control to make the episode look a certain way, and control how he is portrayed. Anyway, Keri finally knocks on the confessional door and asks if she can come in. Kyle makes a face at the camera like, "See what I'm saying?" and then lets Keri come in, like, couldn't he have just said that he was doing a confessional and she should wait? I hate him.
After the commercial, Keri is still in the confessional, sitting on Kyle's lap. She says that she's not upset about her skit being cut while, behind her back, Kyle mouths "Go away," and mimes shooting himself in the head with a gun. Don't tease me like that, Kyle. What a jerk. Kyle voice-overs that it couldn't be more obvious that he wanted her to leave. Yeah, to the viewers. Since he's doing all of this behind Keri's back, she doesn't know. God forbid that he just say, "Keri, could you leave?" Instead, he acts like he really likes her until she leaves, and then once she is gone, he says that Keri has really been bugging him lately, and he wishes that he had hung out with CJP a lot more in the beginning. CJP says that the confessional is "a sort of verbal journal," and she finds it "invasive and bizarre" that Keri would intrude on Kyle's. Oh, whatever. She was right there trying to listen, so I don't know what she's talking about.