CJP and Ali ride the subway or El or whatever the hell it is. CJP makes Ali feel her back, where she is allegedly fat. In an interview, CJP says that she hasn't been like this since she spent time overseas and came home fifteen pounds heavier, and she saw Ali with his new girlfriend. CJP thinks that was the most unstable she's ever been in her life. So she was worse then than she is now? That's frightening. CJP and Ali walk down the street with some random other guy, while Kyle and Keri follow behind.
They all go into a restaurant. Ali tells Kyle about running with the bulls in Pamplona, I'm assuming. What a tool. What is he, Hemingway? CJP is impressed. Of course she is. In an interview, Kyle says that Ali seems slick, but that he apparently did some bad things in the past. When even Mr. Tool is calling you a tool, you know you are in trouble. CJP tells Ali that he broke her heart, and that it's weird having him back. Ali apologizes for hurting her. Well, they said those words at some point, but we don't actually see their lips moving, so I'm guessing this was dubbed in later. Ali says, "Anyone else is just someone else, and it always feel different with you." Is it just me, or does it sound like he's talking about sex there? Here's CJP's take in an interview: "To hear Ali says things like, 'Oh, it's always been me' and to tell me I'm beautiful and sexy and especially to hear him say those things is very empowering." That right there is CJP's problem in a nutshell. A guy tells her that he likes having sex with her, and she gets confidence from that, and thinks that the guy loves her. What she should take from that is, "I'm good in bed." Or at least, "I'm not so terrible in bed that a guy doesn't want to do it with me twice." Which is not something to be ashamed of; it's just that what they say and what she hears seem to be two different things.
CJP and Ali are in the bathroom, standing together in a stall. You heard me. They dub over Ali saying, "I'm going to try to keep my hands off you" and CJP saying, "Please don't." I so do not believe that those words were spoken while they were in the stall. I think they were spoken while they were walking down the street and Ali said that he would have to cross the street to avoid touching her. Anyway. They kiss. Ali asks if her zipper goes down any further. CJP says that it doesn't. I seriously can't believe that I am recapping this. When did this show turn into soft porn? Next season, I think they are going to show penetration. CJP starts moaning. Draw your own conclusions. But, ew.