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Booty Call!

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Booty Call!

Previously: Heather met Larry Johnson. The girls got free tickets to Jamaica, and the boys got bubkes. Kevin and Becky had a fight over race relations.

Shots of rainy Manhattan streets. Cut to a jet zooming across endlessly blue skies. Julie, Heather and Becky are zonked out in the airplane's cabin. Camera close-ups on a chain of islands surrounded by hallucinogen-blue water.

The girls disembark and we get some establishing shots of Jamaica, including picturesque island streets, the airport, bus ride to the hotel.

Julie: The whole idea of Jamaica is that we basically came here looking for men.
Becky: Or boys. Or whatever you want to call them.
Julie: We wanted men.
Heather: The whole idea basically is that we were looking for guys.
Julie: We wanted men.

Julie cracks up. Cut to Heather and Becky, also laughing. "Ain't 2 Proud 2 Beg" starts playing.

Montage of beefy chests. Almost every specimen is singularly unappetizing, with all the sex appeal of moldering cottage cheese. Blech.

Cut to the hotel room. Heather immediately leaps on top of a double bed and starts jumping for all she's worth. She says, "What are we waiting for? Let's get going!" We see Heather, Becky and Julie frolicking on the beach.

Julie: Take away all the annoying everyday life-things and you see a whole different person, but then you start to miss them.
Becky: I can't imagine those four guys living together and talking to each other. I have no idea what they would talk about.

Back to the Loft of Doom, Andre is staring glumly at the very small TV. Norman's on his bed, "journaling." Andre's voice-over tells us about the project Norman made them undertake: He had Kevin write a poem about Jamaica. Kevin, in his interview, tells us how the boys in the apartment were jealous that the girls got to go to Jamaica. So Kevin wrote out some nonsense lyrics. Then Andre set it to music. Why, it's almost like watching the birth of the Rolling Stones, or something, except minus the talent or cultural implications. Kevin goes on to tell us how it was the deepest exchange he and Andre had had thus far. By the way, the song stinks. A total shitpot of a song.

Back to Heather, Julie and Becky lounging in the spa. Heather asks Becky what she thinks is going to happen with her and Kevin when she gets back. Becky shrugs and says that she's not mad at Kevin, since he has a right to hold whatever views he wants, but that she can't and won't deal with someone who can't have a debate or argument without getting extremely personal.

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