The roommates prepare for bed. Simon interviews that he knows something is going on with Leah, but that he doesn't know what. Simon asks Christina if she's allowed to tell them what's going on. Christina says she promised not to say anything. Mallory interviews that it's difficult when you want to help someone, but you can't. Simon says that he wants to understand Leah. Simon interviews that he doesn't understand Leah half the time. God, join the club. Christina says that she can only tell Simon that it's a big deal.
And now it's time for the Most Awesome Thing I Saw on TV Last Week. The most awesome thing I saw on TV last week wasn't all that awesome, but it was sort of awesome, and I didn't see anything else, so it'll have to do. I watched the premiere of Average Joe and I did enjoy all the dorky-looking guys trying to pretend the only reason they didn't have wives was because women are shallow, when in fact, a lot of them were just kind of annoying. There were some decent guys in there, too. But the awesome part was when the bachelorette was about to meet her suitors, and she was clearly expecting a bunch of model types. So they had a stretch limo pull up and this hunk got out and the woman was all excited to meet him and he walked up and was like, "Hi! Nice to meet you. But I'm not one of the eligible bachelors." And then he just got back in the limo and drove away. Awesome! And the woman was like, "Wait! Can't you stay?" And then a bus drove up and the nerds piled out and her facial expressions were hilarious. I have to wonder what the producers said to her after that to get her to stay. And then another kind of awesome part was that there is one guy who is more traditionally good-looking, so he's an asshole, and he just thinks he's the greatest thing and I hope the woman eliminates him this week. That will be awesome. Also? His name is Zach. Perfect. And then there's the college professor who is so pretentious and obnoxious and thinks he's so smart. I know I'm supposed to root for the nerds, but that guy's just a douche. He even dressed like a douche. He wore a long coat, and he's about five feet tall and he just couldn't pull it off. So while it was not the most awesome thing I've ever seen, it was pretty awesome.
Mallory and Adam take the subway. Mallory says that she wants to leave Paris knowing that she had people who were "on the same boat." Huh? Adam interviews that Mallory is really understanding, and that he loves hearing her voice. Remember when Adam was in love with Mallory? That seems so long ago. Adam reveals that his father left his mother. Mallory interviews that Adam is going through some pain. Adam says that his family was always tight-knit, so this is really weird. So he wrote a song about it. Oh, please don't sing it on camera. Please. Adam says that writing the song helped him out. Adam interviews that once he put his feelings on paper, he stopped feeling bad, and it gave him a record of his feelings to show someone else later.