Keri goes into the bathroom where Kyle is primping for, like, the fiftieth time this episode. She announces that someone needs to go with her downtown to drop off the timesheets for work. Kyle asks why she needs someone to sit in the car. Keri explains about not leaving the car out front. Kyle insists that there are parking spots around there. He's really defensive about it, like he can't spare one second away from putting water in his hair or whatever he's doing. He refuses to go. Keri snaps and says that no one will get paid, and she tosses the car keys on the floor and walks out. Kyle snarks at her as Theo walks in and says that he'll go. Keri tells him that she appreciates his sense of responsibility. Kyle continues to primp. Keri thanks Kyle for being an asshole. Kyle says that Keri needs a partner to hold her hand while she goes. Keri loses it and yells that Kyle doesn't understand common sense, and that she doesn't want to get a $150 ticket. In an interview, Kyle says that, a few months ago, whenever he was going somewhere, Keri wanted to go with him, and he's flashing back to that now. Keri tells Kyle that he's the biggest asshole she's ever met. Well, the biggest something. It got bleeped, and I'm just assuming. Kyle says that he finds Keri's claim hard to believe, like, shut up, Kyle. Keri tells Kyle that he's perfect -- him and his political career that he's planning while he's there. Kyle says, all pissy, "What?" In an interview, Keri says that she holds her tongue around Kyle more than she does with any of the other roommates, to protect the way that he's going to look. Kyle points at Keri and yells, "Never touch that topic again." Hmm, a little defensive? Must be true. Keri goes, "Ooh, is that a threat?" Kyle tells her that it is, and repeats a few times that she shouldn't ever touch the topic again. Keri walks out goofing, "Ooh, Kyle's heated!" Kyle yells at her for walking away and not sticking to the argument. Well, he just told her not to touch the topic, so how can she stay and argue about it? He's really mad, too. Keri says, "I'm going to work. I'm doing something responsible, instead of just staying home and bitching and playing around and fixing your hair and playing with your balls like you do all day long." Okay, that was hilarious. Immature, but hilarious. I think Keri and Austin should team up and just rip on Kyle.
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