Paula. She's at the house alone. She camera-talks, in the confessional, that she acted like a "lunatic" last night. She camera-thins about being out of control and her insecurities coming out and says she hates doing that because she's twenty-four -- the oldest person in the house -- and she now already feels like she has to apologize to everyone. Wait, what? Tyler isn't, like, forty? Wow. A crap song plays as Paula rows out in a little kayak to drown herself, but she doesn't succeed, and next we see her floating in the pool as the others come home. (The other kids, I mean. Not The Others, although that would be fucking awesome!)
Outside. Paula sits in the hammock, and Jose comes to talk to her and tries to make her feel okay about last night. He's very cool about it, and he doesn't even mention that he owns houses! Paula camera-bones that she feels doomed in the house because she thinks people have already decided that she's the "girl with issues." Correct. She tells Jose that sometimes when she drinks, she cries, babbling on that when she's sad, she's very sad, and when she's happy, she's very happy. She doesn't want anyone to write her off, and Jose lies that no one has yet.
Inside. Paula talks with John. He also lies that there is no reason for her to apologize, and everything is cool. Paula says that she probably has repressed anger, or it was just the situation of being around new people. Yes, and no. She then mysteriously camera-talks that her wrath fell upon John last night, maybe because she sees "potential there." Ew. Really? Poor Paula. She babbles on. John isn't "worried" about her. (In other words: not worth the date rape.)
Kitchen. Tyler makes a pizza. Zach says he's already lost weight being in the house. Now they eat outside in a cool little alcove, and Tyler bitches that they all have such issues with their weight and that the gay community is so judgmental about bodies, and that he doesn't want to get sucked into it. (Note to self. Stee: 'Sucked' joke goes here. Think of one before you turn in the recap. Also, remember to pay the mortgage today and get new wiper blades. And really, you should get off the couch today. At least once. C'mon. You can do it. Also, stop drinking. For an hour. Just try it. Also, what day is it? I should really know that. I wonder if Pamie has any spare Vicodin. I think she does! Okay, tomorrow, we'll totally get off the couch. Fuck the mortgage, let's get high.) Tyler is talking about how he doesn't want to get sucked into this (ha: I bet he wants to get sucked into that) (new joke, that's not even a joke, stupid), but then he says he woke up at 5 that morning and worked out really hard so that he could eat that pizza later. Wow. These people are train-wrecks. I love that about them.