Kitchen. The kids all make a toast. Not: the kids all make toast. That would just be odd.

Taxi. Club. Dance club. Terrible club. "Aqua." There's a drag show, and John gets onstage and drunkenly dances with the "girls." More dancing. Someone slaps John's ass. The boys, minus Tyler, leave.

Tyler camera-bitches that "Johnny Bananas" decided he didn't want to be there anymore and peer-pressured everyone into leaving. Not how it looked, but okay. Now Tyler is walking down the street with Paula and Janelle, bitching about this. Outside an Irish bar, Tyler catches up with John and tries to yell at him for leaving, but John just hugs him. John camera-talks that they tried the gay bar and now they just want to go and be around some heterosexuals.

Heterosexual bar. John and crew drink.

Outside. Tyler leads Janelle back to the gay club. Tyler bitches about John.

Heterosexual bar. John and Zach talk. Zach camera-hippies that John is upset that Tyler left his bar without even trying it. Man. They should just get a room, these two. Such fragile little egos. Everything "hurts."

Back home. Pool. The kids drunk swim. Can't be safe. John and Zach wrestle in the pool. Tyler comes home and starts bitching. John interrupts him, saying that they went to a "homo club" -- yeah, as opposed to the super-straight time you're having now wrestling in the pool with Zach? Tyler and Janelle start interjecting. Janelle says she's upset that they tried to convince her to leave the gay bar (and succeeded). John makes a snotty comment about being "convinced" to go hang out with homos. And then the yelling starts -- as if you needed me to tell you that. Yelling. Yelling. They talk about past bars they've gone to and Tyler is in John's face and then drunk John pulls Tyler into the pool. Hee. Tyler immediately hops out. "Dood!" yells Tyler. Dood, indeed. Commercials.