Now they're all in this weird outdoor part of the club, and Johanna slurs that there is "serious shit" going down and that she doesn't want to get in the middle of it. Ooh, Lacey does! Lacey does! Now Mel is talking to Danny, and immediately brings up some girl standing nearby who is obviously waiting to talk to Danny. But then in the middle of the inane conversation, Rachel runs in with even more inane news: Johanna just tried to take money out of a homeless guy's basket and he's yelling at her and she's going home. They all head out to try to find Johanna.
Outside. They arrive outside to find that Johanna is being arrested. "Are you serious? For taking a rose?" slurs Johanna. Rachel has her hands over her mouth in shock and they're putting handcuffs on Johanna's wrists as she explains to Danny out loud -- totally incriminating herself -- that she took a rose from a homeless dude selling them and tried to run with it. Hee. The cops announce they're arresting Johanna for "public intoxication." Shit, man. If you're actually arresting people for being drunk, you better just build metal bars around all of downtown Austin. Mel geniusly camera-talks that jail is not a fun place to be. Danny is yelling that everyone on the street is intoxicated. The police van drives away with Johanna inside. Hee. And commercials.
Rachel comes home and tells Lacey about Johanna. Because she has nothing better to do, Lacey calls the cops to find out how to get their friend out. She gives up really easily and gleefully says, "She's going to be in there until noon tomorrow!" Lacey loves this shit. This is the best day of her life. Drama that she's not involved in is her catnip.
Meanwhile, Dumber and Dumberer (Wes and Danny) decide to take a drunk cab down to the jail to try to get Johanna out. Danny tells us that they might even try to get arrested so that Johanna's not alone in there. Yeah, I'm sure Wes would fare very well in prison. I do believe if you squinted hard enough and put a mop-wig on his head, he'd make a really ugly, but semi-believable, girl. Wes is, meanwhile, trying to get a girl's number, and when Wes gets into the cab, he has Danny write the rest of the girl's number on Danny's hand. Danny brags that he got three numbahs tonight without even trying. Wes thinks it's fate, and that Danny was meant to be single.