Real World

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Stee: C | 240 USERS: C+
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Bummed Out

By the time he and Wes arrive at the courthouse, Danny has realized that this is probably a bad idea, but Wes is sure of himself, and they drunkenly weave toward the line of cops standing outside. Smaht, dood. Real smaht. They head inside.

Warehouse. Lacey and Rachel are still sitting around, trying to decide whether to call Leo, Johanna's bartender dude. So Lacey calls Leo (WTF, Lacey?!) and tells him about Jo's getting arrested. So Leo says that he'll show up at the courthouse tomorrow, and Lacey then says she thinks Johanna is going to be mad and embarrassed that Lacey called Leo and told her. Then why did you call him, Moon Pie? Lacey camera-talks that Leo loves Johanna and will pretty much take whatever she dishes out. So, wait. Still. You called him, why? Man, go make some friends of your own, Lacey.

Night. Austin. Night. Cars. Night. Wes and Danny arrive home like the drunk morons they are, saying that they tried but that they couldn't get Johanna out. Man, this is like Prison Break but for retahds. ["So, like Prison Break." -- Wing Chun] The boys look over the numbers on their hands...as Melinda watches, upset. Yikes. She camera-talks that she saw all the numbers on Danny's hands and got upset immediately. Hm. I'm starting to have second thoughts about being on Mel's side in all this; she really is sort of a pain in the ass. But I'm not changing my mind about Wes being a ghostly tool.

Austin. Rain. Night. Oh, Jesus. Melinda cries in bed as Lacey and Rachel try to comfort her. Something tells me that Melinda finds herself crying in bed a lot...but probably usually while a guy gets dressed as fast and quietly as he can. Rachel and Lacey give Melinda meaningless advice about Danny being in a selfish place right now. Lacey's Flock of Seagulls hair and Robert Smith lipstick camera-talk that Mel is at her breaking point with Danny. Melinda bitches that, with the last guy, she promised her next guy wouldn't make her cry like this. Yikes. Melinda then camera-talks about how much she sucks. Well, not really, but it's more of the same and I don't feel like writing it down. She then gets sorta mad and bitches about how dare Danny write her that letter and then treat her like this. Danny just happens to be standing right there in his stupid felt hat and he butts in, telling her that he didn't dance, kiss, or come home with any other girl. He says that the letter wasn't bullshit, so Melinda bitches about the phone numbers. He tries to claim that the numbers are for Wes, and they go back and forth, and Danny says that another number is for Neh and he's just lying out of his ass now. He clearly knows that Mel is such a pushover that it doesn't even matter what he says. Finally, knowing he's busted, Danny pushes the angry card even farther and says, "Big waste of time this last fucking month." Then in lieu of having a door to slam, he angrily throws back the frilly white curtain and stalks off. Hee. Very tough. Commercials.

Real World

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