Real World

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Alex Richmond: D | 270 USERS: C+
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Don't Ever Call Melissa a Bitch! EVER!

Some good Tense Guitars prepare is for the next scene: Sonic Youth. Dan has followed Melissa up to her room. Melissa is pointing her finger in Dan's face and screaming "don't you ever!" some more. Does everyone get it now? Don't ever call Melissa a bitch. Ever. They fight (tm Ace). Finally, Dan takes his throne and dons his crown as Reigning Drama Queen and asks, "Do you have any morals at all?" Oh, PLEASE. Looking at unmarked promotional slides is not immoral. Melissa changes tack and tries to sarcastically ingratiate herself. "I'm so sorry if I'm being a bitch. My best friend has AIDS, my grandfather's dying, and I can't be Mrs. Nice Person all the time. Now get out of my room." Dan refuses to leave and Melissa charges out, upset. Dan gets in this nice shot: "Go cry to your mother." Shame on you, Dan!

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