Ace checks his email. He voice-overs that he got an email from Kate saying that she didn't like the side of him she saw on her last night. Ace runs and tells his girlfriend Adam about it. Ace thinks Kate is just looking for reasons to fight. Adam asks why Kate and Ace can't just get together when Ace gets home. Ace tells Adam how Kate described Ace to her friends as her "kind of" boyfriend, and Ace thinks that says a lot. Ace interviews that Kate needs to love him for who he is, and that he can't change for her. Ace tells Adam that Kate gets hit on all the time, so it must be tough for her to be in a long-distance relationship. Adam points out that Ace gets hit on all the time too (by Adam). Adam says that there isn't a girl (or boy) in Paris who doesn't want to "get on board the Ace train." Adam totally loves Ace so very much. It's almost touching.
Next time: Mallory buys shoes. Adam dates some girl named Stephanie and no one likes her, so he makes up a rap about her.