Jacquese calls Robin's dad. It's now 4:00 AM in San Diego, and 7:00 AM in Tampa, where Robin's dad lives. Jacquese calls and starts by saying it's an emergency, which would give any parent a heart attack. Jacquese explains that he's Robin's roommate, and Robin's dad thinks that his name is Josh, which cracked me up. Jacquese says that Robin is "incarcerated" and needs bail money. I think Jacquese was trying to imitate the jail information guy. Jacquese gives Robin's dad the details of the alleged crime and the phone number to call, and Robin's dad promises to take care of it. Jacquese hangs up and tells the roommates that Brad only has to stay in jail until he sobers up, but that Robin is another story. Cameran asks what time Brad went to jail, and Jacquese says it's been three hours, and that they just have to wait for Brad to call. Jamie thinks they should just stay in the phone room and wait. Randy sprawls out on the floor and says he's too drunk to drive anyway. Cameran says she'll get some blankets, as the roommates prepare to wait for Brad's call.
At the San Diego Central Jail, Brad walks through a doorway, accompanied by two deputies. They show him to the elevator, and one of them says that this is "a minor bump on the road." The phone rings at the house, and Randy answers, since he's apparently the only one actually sleeping in the phone room. I thought they were all going to! Lame. Brad says, "Dude, Randy. Let's party, dude." Nope, he's not killing brain cells with alcohol. Randy tells Brad, "Robin too. She got picked up, man. A battery, man." He sounds oddly like Ringo Starr. Brad says that jail sucks. Isn't that kind of the point? If it were fun, people wouldn't mind going, and thus would commit crimes at random. Or more at random. I know that watching Oz convinced me never to commit any crime that would involve going to prison. Brad interviews that it was "a sheisty situation," but that he figured that he got himself into the situation, so he should deal with it. Brad tells Randy that there were no charges filed against him. Randy says that Robin isn't so lucky. Brad says he's going to walk or take a cab home, and they hang up. Brad starts walking, but then decides to hail a cab. He sits in the back of the cab with his giant bottle of water, looking fairly bedraggled. As you do, after a night in jail.