Leah sighs with disgust as she buttons up a sweater. Ace interviews that he put Leah's clothes in the dryer, and that he got in trouble for that too. Leah bitches that her clothes will fit a Barbie doll. Ace apologizes and says he had no idea. When my husband and I first moved in together, he put my favorite wool sweater in the dryer. Did I yell at him? No, I told him why that was bad, and now if I have something that doesn't go in the dryer, I don't put it in the hamper. J-Dawg still tries to use that as an excuse why he can't do laundry, but hell, no. Anyway, I see why Leah is mad, because she didn't ask Ace to do her laundry, but I also have to believe that her shit was sitting in the washer for a long time if he moved it, and that's so annoying.
The roommates are in the office, calling Brice. Ace isn't there. Chris says he thinks Ace is on his way. They get Brice on the speakerphone. Brice asks if everyone is there, and a few people lie and say he is. Brice wants people to go around and say what they are doing work-wise. Hee! It's like he knows. Awesome. Brice asks Ace what he's doing, and Chris says that Ace is taking a crap. Heh. Good one. Chris interviews that he knows Ace is coming, so he tried to stall.
Back at the house, Ace talks to a friend on the phone. Ace says that things are going horribly, because everyone fights all the time. Ace interviews that he's unhappy in Paris and wants to go home. Ace tells his friend that he needs to get home before "fun, crazy Ace" becomes "just sad."
Back in the office, Simon details something to Brice, who asks if Ace is back yet. Simon looks around, wondering if they are still going to keep up this charade. Adam lies that they are checking on Ace right now. Chris even yells to Ace to hurry up. Adam asks if Ace is really there, and Chris shakes his head. Mallory and Leah don't really want to go along with it. Adam says that Ace is still in the bathroom. Dead silence. Adam interviews that he knows Brice is aware that something is going on. Brice asks if they are pulling his leg. Adam admits that Ace isn't there. Brice asks if Ace was ever there. Everyone looks around, and Brice urges Adam to tell him the truth. Adam admits that Ace was never there. They are all ten years old. It's so awesome that Brice totally busted them. Brice tells them not to do that again, because he doesn't appreciate being lied to. Leah, Simon, and Mallory at least have the grace to look humiliated. They hang up. Christina says that Ace shows up the least out of all of them, and that if they have to be there, Ace should too.