Real World

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MARRIOTT! Wind. Trees. The kids drunkenly get off the elevator and wake up the whole floor. Janelle and Tyler wrestle. Jose and Zach listen to a shirtless and eyelinered Tyler in one of the suite's rooms, bitching that John uses the word "fag" a lot. What makes Tyler mad is that he lets John get away with it. Tyler then camera-talks that he didn't set any limits on gay jokes in the house because he didn't want to be seen as the overly-sensitive gay guy, but when the word "fag" is used, it crosses the line. Tyler reached the breaking point tonight, though. Zach says that he has Tyler's back. Tyler says thathe loves John, "but the kid's stupid sometimes." Then a drunken John weaves into the room, and tells Tyler that if he has a problem, he should talk to John about it. Tyler says that he's mad at himself, and that they'll talk tomorrow. This is fine with John, who looks like I feel right now.

Morning. Crews clean up debris. Debris. Debris. That's a fun word to say. Debris. The straight boys walk down the street -- okay, the straight boys and Jose. They go to the same damn salad joint -- clearly yet another fucking commercial -- to eat. The salads actually look pretty good. John recaps the drink-throwing from last night. Zach tells John that Tyler wanted to know how to approach John with his concerns. John says that everyone in the house uses the word "fag" and makes jokes, but Jose says that John takes it too far. Jose camera-talks that John always thinks he's right. John indeed then brings up a ridiculous defense, saying that if they're going to have to start censoring what they say, they have to do it "across the board." I'm cross and bored. Zach camera-fros that offensive words are very offensive. John continues talking, saying that he thinks Tyler did something wrong with the champagne bomb and he knows it, and now is trying to come up with an excuse as to why he did it. Yeah, that's exactly what's happening. Or maybe Tyler just did it so he'd have an excuse to leave and get out of sleeping with Old Bobby.

Sunset. Water. Dolphins. Night. Traffic. MARRIOTT! Tyler asks Zach what John's response was. Tyler says that he's glad they didn't talk last night, because he feels like he overreacted a bit. Tyler babbles on about being a peacemaker and more nonsense, and then John wanders in, looking drunk yet again, somehow, and asks Tyler to please talk to him. Tyler sits down on the couch with John. Tyler says that he's just mad at himself for not setting limits. John admits that it was his fault, too. Then John camera-talks that he thinks Tyler is a great guy, and that the last thing he wants to do is hurt Tyler or have him think he's homophobic. Ugh, we're into the patented B/M Everything-Is-Fixed-In-Two-Minutes scene with acoustic guitar. Tyler camera-talks that John is annoying and like a little brother to him. They hug. Then John says that Tyler just got an erection. Tyler says, "No, I didn't." Well, John certainly seems to have learned his lesson about making gay jokes!

Real World

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