MARRIOTT! Night. The phone rings. It's Abusive Ex Keith calling for Paula. Svet tells him that she's not there right now. Svet then tells us that she doesn't want Paula talking to Keith. For some reason, Alex comes back to their hotel room, bringing Paula, who is all smiles, suddenly. He asks whether she's okay, and she says yes. Alex then says, "You were talking crazy last night," which is very confusing. Confusing timeline issues on The Real World? No! Paula and Alex enter the hotel room, Paula smiling to the girls about bringing Alex back here. For some stupid reason, Svet tells Paula that Abusive Keith called. Paula then camera-psychos that it's hard for her not to talk to Keith because he's her problem, but he also makes her happy, and helps get her back to a "good place." Paula insightfully adds, "Unfortunately, he's the reason I'm in a bad place." Paula still calls him, of course.
In the other room, Alex tells the others about Paula's freak-out and how she told him about Keith, saying that Keith put her in the hospital "like five times." Whoa! It keeps getting better. Hey! I just realized, Jose is with some blonde girl hanging on his arm. And I can't tell for sure, but it doesn't even look like she has a dick under those clothes. Wow! Alex says that he doesn't even know what happened and didn't "ask" for any of this with Paula. Heh. John tells him that it has nothing to do with him, calling him "bro" in the process. You know when John calls you "bro," he's getting real. Meanwhile, Paula camera-talks that she realizes she's making all guys pay for what Keith did to her; she admits that trying to protect bar girls from John was stupid, but that it's all part of that. Paula goes to sleep.
Morning. Ship. Boat. Trees. MARRIOTT! The kids clean up the room they have totally trashed. Zach and John are both hung over. Welcome to the club, boys. Suddenly, Tyler walks through the room naked, his li'l Tyler right at eye level. Dude. That'll sober you right up. They all leave. Zach says that he's anxious to see the state of the house.
Driving. Driving. Driving. Debris. Debris. House. They pull up. Something is in the pool. The gate is broken. Tyler is excited to find some "damage." The power is out. The A/C doesn't work. But there is nothing too bad. The kids bring out the pool furniture. John finds a piece of the roof on the ground. He laughs, finding that very amusing.