As she drives the car, Julie informs us that some of Baxter's friends are a wreck. In an interview, Julie lets us know that they are going to a party, and it's not an official date. I guess official dates would need to be, like, registered with the Mormon Church or something. Danny tells her not to worry about Baxter's friends. They arrive at the party, and Julie voice-overs that they are all drinking, and she's not. Good thing, because she's only twenty. Not that it ever stopped Colin in Hawaii. This party is, as everything associated with Baxter's house apparently must be, creepy. In an interview, Danny says that they all decided to have a "girl boxing match." We see some chicks slugging each other with lots of blurred-out faces in the background. I'm guessing the blurry ones are the underage ones. In an interview, Julie says that some girl asked her if she wants to learn to box, and Julie said, "Why not?" Um, because you could get your ass kicked?
It turns out her opponent is none other than Squirrel, the waitress from earlier. Julie asks Squirrel if she's going to beat her up, and doesn't get an answer. Melissa is there too, suddenly, looking pissed off. In an interview, Julie says that she wants Squirrel to go easy, because she's not a fighting woman. In an interview, Danny says that he has no clue why Julie decided to box this girl. Julie and Squirrel put on boxing gloves. In an interview, Danny says that this girl has "definite intentions to beat the hell out of Julie." Round one begins, and Julie gets her ass beat down. Actually, both women are piss-poor boxers. I've seen better sparring during a slap fight on Laverne & Shirley. In an interview, Julie says that Squirrel was all "left, right, uppercut." Melissa looks disgusted. Oh, lighten up, Frowny McPoutford. No one is forcing you to be there. In an interview, Julie says that people were making bets, too, and we do see a lot of money changing hands. Squirrel yells out, "Welcome to the real world, baby!" Get it? The real world? So, clearly, Squirrel had a problem with the people on the show, and decided to show how uncool the show is by beating up one of the cast members. I suppose she thought it would make her look subversive and hip. Instead, it makes her look scary and unoriginal. People have been harassing the Real World casts for years, honey. It's been done. They continue fighting, and Julie actually gets in a few punches, but then falls prey to Squirrel's Paws of Fury and crumples to the ground. In an interview, Julie says that it was insane, and they were supposed to be joking around. I guess no one told Squirrel that.