After a commercial break, a fleet of better-looking doctors look Sharon over and decide that she needs to spend some time at the hospital. A chubby but cute Indian intern explains to Sharon that they're going to give her penicillin intravenously as well as some fluids. Apparently Sharon is legitimately dehydrated. She's not in rehab or anything! Hey, remember Sharon's fear of needles? No? Well, here's a reminder. They're hooking her up to an IV drip, and she squeals like Sally Field in Sybil when she's forced to listen to Dvorak. In a voice-over, presumably from the future after she got better, Sharon explains that she could have died if the infection had spread any further. The gang comes to visit her in the hospital, and unlike the time she had her throat surgery, when she wasn't supposed to speak, she really can't speak this time. Sharon's mother explains to Jacinda and Jay that Sharon had an abscess, which the doctors said was the largest one they'd ever seen. Sharon glows with price while her mother describes how the doctors had to slit her throat to lance it. Jacinda explains in an interview that Sharon was acting "excited and happy" while she was in the hospital. "She was just like Sharon," says Jacinda. "But without a voice. Oh wait, I guess you can't be Sharon without a voice." Meow.