Alton calls Melissa. She asks what made him call. Now there's a woman who really loves him, and wants to get back together with him. Not. Alton says that he might still love her. Oh, Alton. This is so sad to watch. And not just because the editors have resurrected the dreaded Comic Sans Font of Closed Captioning. In a confessional, Alton says that he misses Melissa and wants to make love to her. So he's horny. Is that what this is all about? Alton tells Melissa that he could have hooked up with a lot of girls, but that he loves her. We don't get to hear Melissa's response. In a confessional, Alton says that he loves her, but that he feels like he shouldn't. Alton asks Melissa if she's hooked up with any guys since the last time they talked. Melissa asks what he has to go there. Yeah, that's information that Alton really doesn't need. They're not together, so she is free to do whatever she wants, and hearing about it is only going to make Alton feel worse. Alton says, "Because, homey, you cheated on me. I don't know where you're at. I don't know where you're at with your whole...just, like...I don't know where you're at." First of all, "homey"? Second of all, was that even a sentence? Alton thinks that when Melissa cheated on him, she had sex with the guy, and she hasn't told Alton that. Again, more information he doesn't need to know, unless she's trying to get back together with him. Which it doesn't really seem like she is. He appears to be the pursuer in this relationship. Anyway, Melissa claims that she just kissed the guy, and Alton doesn't believe her. And he wants to get back together with her why, exactly? He doesn't trust her at all.

Brynn checks her bank balance and finds out that she's overdrawn. Yeah, I can't imagine where all her money goes (bar tab). It's not like she has a lot of expenses (replacement flatware). Brynn goes to Rain to pick up her paycheck. In an interview, Brynn says that she hates her job, and that she doesn't make enough money. Does anyone really look at their paycheck and think, "Wow, I can't believe they pay me so much money! This is crazy." Except, like, Bill Gates. Destiny's Child sings about paying my automobills in the background. Man, J-Dawg hates that song, and whenever it was on the radio (which was every five seconds back in 1999), he would yell out, "'Automobills' is not a word!" He's a cranky old man. In an interview, Brynn says that she could make the same amount that's in her paycheck in three days at some other job. So, go do it! Is there a law that the roommates can't have outside jobs? Clearly not, since Tonya worked as a waitress (when her kidneys allowed).