Alton tells us that when he drinks, he turns into "a sexually charged wild man." Unlike most people, who get really inhibited when they're drunk. At a club, Alton dances with Brynn. In a confessional, Alton says that there was a bikini contest at the club, and that he met up with the girl who won first place. Alton and the girl -- Machela -- eat at a restaurant. She's kind of pretty, but her eyebrows are freaking me out right now. They're like painted on with black paint, and it kind of makes her look like a female impersonator. This episode would be so much more interesting if it ended with Alton singing, "I know all there is to know about the crying game." Machela shows off her prize-winning chest, which frankly, is nothing to write home about. In a confessional, Alton says that he wanted to "get [him] some African." I dont even know what that means. That Machela is dark-skinned? That she is literally from Africa? I never know what these kids are talking about anymore. Alton feeds Machela a French fry, and their tablemates claim that Machela ate it in a manner which was "sexy as hell." Nelly claims that it's getting hot in herre. I might have left a couple of "R"s out of there.
In a confessional, Arissa complains that Alton brought a "sketchy-ass" woman home who was wearing "a bikini top and nothing else." Like she was naked? Arissa seems completely grossed out. I didn't think Machela was that skanky. Maybe my Skank-o-Meter is broken. I'll have to watch that new Christina (or is it Xtina now?) Aguilera video to recalibrate. Alton gets into the bathtub with Machela, and at least for now, they are both wearing bathing suits. Arissulan are disgusted. I'm still annoyed that anyone tries to pretend that a bathtub with jets is the same as a hot tub. In an interview, Alton says that he knows Arissulan are annoyed with him, and he doesn't care. Brynn and Arissulan giggle and run around in the kitchen. Brynn reveals that Machela is naked. For two people who claim to be disgusted by the whole thing, Arissulan are really interested in the gory details. Alton and Machela are totally having sex in the bathtub. Arissulan walk by in order to get to their room. In a confessional, Arissa says that she was taught that you don't have sex in a communal shower, or where other people have to be. I have to say that in my sexual education, that issue never came up. But I knew plenty of people in college who had sex in communal showers or where other people had to be. I think that happens in any group living situation, and when you add alcohol, and cameras, it's going to happen. Arissa is still disgusted. In an interview, Arissa seems to have finally gotten rid of the under-eye circles as she wonders why Alton would bring some skank into the house and have sex two feet from her bedroom. Because he's drunk and horny? Just a guess. I mean, I can see how that would be annoying and kind of gross, but I don't think all of Arissulan's drama is necessary, and it seems contrived to get more camera time. Because it's not like Steven and Trishelle (and, at times, Brynn) weren't screwing all over the suite prior to this.