Teck and Colin go surfing. They both kind of stink at it. Teck looks like Jack Skellington in a wetsuit. Teck says that having been in Hawaii was the best experience of his life. It's kind of nice to see at least one of the cast members realizing how great they have it. Ruthie and Annoying admire the sunset. Tetanus Girl walks out and they both ignore her. Annoying makes a muscle pose for Ruthie's camera and says, "This is how I leave."
Ruthie asks Wonder Bread what is going on with Tetanus Girl, who struts across the lawn like a show pony. Wonder Bread says she's been avoiding him because she knows he wants to tell her he's not interested. Tetanus Girl climbs up on the roof and then sits up there with Colin, eating some sort of nuts. She throws her shells at Wonder Bread, and looks just like a sad gorilla in the zoo. Colin tells us in a confessional, "There's going to be no sex between Matt and Kaia. Sorry folks, no sex between Matt and Kaia. That is also something I would never want to see or walk in on." You and me both, brother.
Annoying wakes up Colin and he pulls her into the bed with him, which is kind of cute, but I'm probably just giddy with delight that I'm in the home stretch. Ruthie is having her morning smoke outside. Annoying tells us that she will miss things here, but that it's good to be going home. They all pack. Ruthie does her best Eleanor Roosevelt impression in a confessional, when she basically tells Annoying that no one can make her feel inferior without her consent. Except she uses a lot more words than that. Everyone gets on a bus to go to the airport. Malo shows up at the airport to say goodbye to Ruthie. They hug for a while. Annoying and Wonder Bread are carrying skateboards. Why? Ruthie has some black-and-white flashbacks while she tells us she learned a lot, both good and bad, and that the experience was a blessing.