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Judd Hates Everything

The kids board a caravan. Pam's wearing denim shorts with the ass cut out of them. No lie. Cory is excited to meet new people. Rachel tells us that the caravan was the "highlight" of her trip. Cut to Rachel sitting between two boys, laughing. Jo talks to some boy. Another boy. This is a boat of boys. Judd pouts as Pam talks to a boy and Cory's sitting a few feet away talking to another boy. "Okay," Judd says to us. "This is going to be a very long day. I can tell." Jo just smiles and cocks her head. Rachel flirts and tells us that the boys she's talking to -- Brian and Mike -- are the swim instructors. Judd pouts nearby. He complains to us that the girls were laughing at every little joke the swim instructors told. In Judd's defense (and I'll only write that once in my life), the swim boys are telling some lame-ass SCUBA jokes and the girls are laughing like Chris Rock's on the boat. Rachel tells us that the boys are "so funny" and that they "totally play off each other perfectly." We watch the boys in action, strapping the girls to their gear, asking each other whether this is their favorite part. "Judd didn't like them at all," Jo laughs. Why is Judd the only guy there, anyway? I love that Mo and Pedro don't even invite Judd to play their reindeer games anymore.

Oh, excuse me. Cory explains that they're actually going "Snuba diving," which is where they're snorkeling and not really scuba diving. They have rafts that they hold. Jo tells us that this was her favorite part of the trip. Because we care with all of our hearts. Pam says it was like being in their fish tank at home. Enya punishes us as we watch the underwater montage. Rachel's still blabbing on about the boys and how cute they are and that they're even cuter underwater.

Jo showers off as one of the boys asks Rachel what she does in her wetsuit. "Pee in it to keep yourself warm," she smiles. Judd wraps himself in a pink towel, pouts, and voice-overs that it got "nauseating." Rachel tells us that Judd was jealous. The boys flirt with Rachel and Jo and eventually they've got their arms around the girls and Jo's hugging one tight. There's some other girl on the boat, and she's trying her best with Judd. Judd spits that he's the "diplomatic one," and the girl nods and looks down, thinking, "You mean 'the boring one.'" More pictures are taken and the boat finally docks. Everyone hugs and flirts.

Real World

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