The beginning of the next segment is missing, and we cut to Jo saying something positive, for a change. She says the sky is blue. See? Everybody doesn't hate everything. Jo can still admit that the sky is blue.
Judd complains out of his tent and wants to drive back to the hotel with Mohammed. He complains that everyone wants to jump off cliffs and do things. He says he just wants to sit at the hotel with Mohammed. Judd, Rachel, and Pedro watch the other kids cliff-dive.
They go to a different location with a higher cliff to dive off. Pam tells us that Rachel was the only girl who hadn't jumped before. Shots of Jo jumping. Rachel's scared. She tells us that she was scared. We see her be scared. She decides to go. We see her decide to go. Judd tells us she was scared. Rachel then slips and falls off the cliff. Hee. Heh. The best is her face when she comes back up from the water and realizes that she's not hurt in even the slightest but she was still scared. It's that look that babies give when they fall and they aren't sure if they're supposed to cry so they look up at you to see if you look like you think they're hurt and then they start crying. Pam tells us that Rachel thought she was going to die.
Judd and Pam hold the wet and trembly Rachel as she recounts her near-near- near-death experience. We watch Rachel fall off the cliff again in slow motion. It's incredibly ungraceful. Rachel pouts that she really wanted to cliff-dive. The camera is between her legs and I'm uncomfortable.
Everyone says goodbye to Cruiser Bob. Pam tells us that she tried to get away from the Cruiser Bob goodbye kiss, but we watch him haul ass over to her and kiss her face.
In the van ride home, Rachel's still going on about how she almost died falling into a pool of water from eight feet in the air. Jo tells Rachel how to avoid almost dying in the future, and then suddenly Judd's some diving expert, telling Rachel where she went wrong as well. I hate everyone on this show. I really do. Rachel needs more pampering, so they give it to her.
Judd says they should go somewhere expensive for their last night in Hawaii on MTV's dime. Montage of Getting Ready. The girls are taking their time. The boys are ready. Someone needs to fix Pedro's hair. Everyone's ready except Jo and Rachel. Everyone else is sitting on the floor outside the hotel room. Rachel's still not ready. Everyone is pissed by the time Rachel tries on her fifth outfit. She apologizes and everyone sighs. Judd's pissed off. They go to Benihana. Heh. Cory tells us that everyone was getting on everyone's nerves at this point. Didn't she just tell us that yesterday? How long do they get to stay in Hawaii, anyway? I'm so jealous.













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