They're going on a bike tour. Okay. Cruiser Bob is their tour guide. Everyone makes fun of Cruiser Bob. Just his name, mostly. Pedro says that Cruiser Bob was a lot like Puck. The van drives the kids and the bikes up this mountain. Mohammed complains that Cruiser Bob talks too much.
Biked and helmeted, the kids start their descent. Montage of bike-riding. Yes, it's just as invigorating as you'd imagine. I wake up in time to see the kids try to set up camp in the rain. Everyone is miserable as Cruiser Bob tries to hammer in the tent with a rock. Mohammed: "I don't like rain. I don't like to be wet." I wish they had all stayed home and donated their trips to people that are physically and mentally able to have fun. More pictures are taken. Pedro complains that Cruiser Bob is too old. Mohammed says he's going to sleep in the van.
The girls tease Judd for being such a downer. Judd says that things couldn't have been any worse because Mohammed slept in the van, he got stuck with Pam and Cory, and the "high maintenance twins" got their own tent. He must want to bang Jo with all of his heart and soul because I don't see what his problem is with them. Would anyone else want to sleep in that tent? Thought not. Rachel and Jo gossip about the others, but we can't hear what they're saying, exactly. Oh, Rachel's saying that Judd is always blowing his hair dry, even though he doesn't have much hair to blow. She giggles about Judd being jealous of the snubers as we go to commercial.
This is the worst vacation ever. Oh, hi, commercial for Center Stage. I remember when you were the most important movie in Wing's life. Yeah, you're right. It does feel like long time ago. Well, I don't know. I guess because Bring It On kicked you in the ass. Don't be too upset about it. I hear that Zoolander is causing the Toros to collect a little bit of dust. ["It's all true! Sob!" -- Wing Chun]
The beginning of the next segment is missing, and we cut to Jo saying something positive, for a change. She says the sky is blue. See? Everybody doesn't hate everything. Jo can still admit that the sky is blue.
Judd complains out of his tent and wants to drive back to the hotel with Mohammed. He complains that everyone wants to jump off cliffs and do things. He says he just wants to sit at the hotel with Mohammed. Judd, Rachel, and Pedro watch the other kids cliff-dive.
They go to a different location with a higher cliff to dive off. Pam tells us that Rachel was the only girl who hadn't jumped before. Shots of Jo jumping. Rachel's scared. She tells us that she was scared. We see her be scared. She decides to go. We see her decide to go. Judd tells us she was scared. Rachel then slips and falls off the cliff. Hee. Heh. The best is her face when she comes back up from the water and realizes that she's not hurt in even the slightest but she was still scared. It's that look that babies give when they fall and they aren't sure if they're supposed to cry so they look up at you to see if you look like you think they're hurt and then they start crying. Pam tells us that Rachel thought she was going to die.