Brad talks to this girl named Kristen about how he loves flat shoes, and he doesn't even like wearing shoes. I don't know. They're drunk. Cameran sees them talking and makes an irritated face. She asks Robin to go inside to talk. Cameran interviews that Kristen is hanging all over Brad, and that Cameran is jealous because she wonders if Kristen is "cuter or cooler than [Cameran]." Why blame Kristen? She doesn't know that Cameran has a crush on Brad, and even if she did, she doesn't know Cameran from Adam. (In the figurative sense, not Adam the Earlobe Guy.) Cameran tells Robin that Kristen is "trash." What ever happened to sisterhood? Robin says that Brad is thinking with his penis, but that he likes Cameran on a different level. Or, Cameran has given Brad no indication that she's serious about him, and they aren't dating, and they haven't even kissed, so somehow Brad was supposed to surmise from that fact that Cameran's kneeing him in the nuts meant true love always.

Cameran decides that she's going to say something to Brad, and Robin is not a true friend, because she doesn't stop Cameran from making a drunken fool of herself. Also, do you think Cameran has many pairs of white shorts, or does she just wear the same ones all of the time? Because she wears those shorts more than she wears that stupid trucker hat, and that's saying something. Cameran walks outside and sees Brad and Kristen hugging. She peeks out and then runs back inside. Cameran interviews that it's worse because it's happening in her own house. The nerve of that Brad! Cameran runs inside and jumps in bed with Robin. Not like that. Cameran tells Robin what she saw. Robin says that Brad is thinking with his penis, and that Cameran should leave it alone. Cameran says that she doesn't care anymore. Outside, oblivious Brad kisses Kristen.

Kristen and her friends leave. Brad hugs Kristen goodbye. Randy interviews that he and Brad are both being careful with women, and trying to "experience things without really getting involved." The girls walk out, and Randy comments that they were "God-awful," and that he's been "pent up here way too long when those girls start looking good." What was wrong with them? Besides that they were probably just there for the cameras. Shut up, Randy. Brad suggests that they "put a dent in that keg," which I would imagine is already pretty dented. Randy's into it. Brad demands that Jacquese join them.