Frankie says, "If you get drunk, and you make a mistake, and you have sex with somebody, that's not cheating. It is to a certain extent, but it's forgivable." I still have never quite understood how you accidentally have sex with someone. Accidentally kiss when you are drunk? That I kind of get. But at some point, doesn't your brain kick in and tell you that it's wrong? Robin and Jamie just kind of stare at Frankie like, "Jigga wha?" Frankie adds, "When it's like, you've seen each other over and over and over again, and you guys are always at parties together and you always kind of hint around at having sex, and then you finally do have sex, that's cheating. When there's feelings involved, that's cheating." I think if you find yourself spending a lot of time with someone other than your boyfriend, and hinting around at having sex, that means it's time to break up with your boyfriend. I guess that's where Frankie and I part ways.
Frankie wears a black and red Hello Kitty t-shirt, a black miniskirt, and red and black striped over-the-knee socks that were probably cute in, like, 1996, but I haven't seen them since. She calls Adam, and he asks what she's going to do. Frankie interviews that she invited Adam over to the house to hang out. Brad and Randy actually expect me to believe that they are playing chess. That would actually be an entertaining game to watch. Frankie pops the cork on a bottle of champagne and starts slugging it right out of the bottle. Hey, if you're drunk, whatever happens is an accident and forgivable, in Frankie's world. So if Adam is coming over, she had better get good and drunk! In case an accident happens! Frankie manages to down most of the bottle herself. Jacquese interviews that when Adam is coming over, "the exclusive Hello Kitty shit comes out." He adds that you don't get all dressed up to chill with friends.
Adam and his friend Todd show up, and Frankie shows them out to the deck. Frankie interviews that Adam is fun, and that he has fun friends, and that if she hangs out with him, she'll have fun, and that's it. Yeah, that Todd looked like a real ball of laughs. He also looked a little bit like Jesus Quintana in The Big Lebowski. I know a couple that named their dog after that character; my dog used to go to the same day care. It's pronounced the same way as Jesus Christ. Believe me, we had a lot of fun singing songs to our dog like, "What a Friend You Have in Jesus," and "Jesus Loves You." We know that we are going to hell. Frankie sits down next to Adam and announces that she's drunk. The international young woman's mating call! Jamie interviews that Adam obviously adores Frankie, and that when Frankie drinks, she lets go of her inhibitions and isn't as strong as she normally is. Frankie sits on Adam's lap and whispers in his ear. Jamie wishes them both goodnight and heads inside. I think she took Adam's friend with her, but I'm not sure.