Real World

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Kim: B | 313 USERS: C+
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Helllooo, Kitty!

Frankie straddles Adam. They make small talk, pretending that she's not grinding on him right now. He whispers that she's torturing him, and Frankie insists that she isn't. Frankie says that Adam could choose to act on it, and he doesn't. Well, not after you told him all about your boyfriend. Adam says that he wants to attack her, and Frankie tells him to go for it. They start making out. Adam says he wants to kiss her forever and stay forever. They make out some more. Then there's a cut, and Frankie walks Adam out. Or stumbles Adam out, since she's a little shaky on the pins. Did something else happen? I'm sure they would have showed it if it did, since they had cameras right there.

Frankie runs right inside and calls Dave, staying true to her pattern of cheating on him and then calling him up to make sure he's good and jealous. She slurs that she loves him, and then yawns. Dave asks what Frankie did, because he knows she did something, because he called her a long time ago. Frankie slides off the chair and onto the floor. She curls up and passes out. Dave is all, "Hello? Frankie?" And Frankie is all, "Zzzz." So Dave hangs up.

The next morning, the cameras show all the signs of Frankie's situation. Some dogs in a boat! The beachhouse! A blender! Many bottles of liquor! Cheese in a can! A champagne cork next to one flip-flop! The phone, still off the hook! Much like last night's party. That's so irresponsible. What if someone was trying to call to arrange bail? Frankie wanders around the house with a towel on her head to shield her eyes from the light. The light of virtue, that is! Robin laughs that Frankie slept in her clothes. Frankie croaks that she slept in the phone room. Robin interviews that Frankie says that nothing happened with Adam, but that she looks guilty. Jacquese walks into the bathroom and asks Frankie whether she knows where she slept last night. Frankie smiles and says she slept in the phone room. Jacquese asks if she remembers anything that happened the previous night. Frankie looks worried, and Jacquese says that he's just asking. Frankie says that nothing happened. Jacquese interviews that he has a funny feeling something happened. He is such a Nosy Parker. Jacquese asks Frankie what happened on the deck. Then he mumbles something and swears a lot, but I think he said that some wild shit happened the night before. Frankie looks worried again. Did she accidentally have sex? Was she drunk enough that it was forgivable? Frankie insists that it wasn't too crazy, and Jacquese says that it was just the norm.

Real World

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