Real World

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Helllooo, Kitty!

Jacquese, Robin, and Randy sit out on the deck. A chair has been knocked over. Jacquese insists that something happened out there. Robin says it looks like a tornado ran through there. Jacquese keeps saying that something happened, and Robin asks what he means. Jacquese says that he felt a vibe when he came outside, and that he knows that something happened. Robin says that whenever you have people over, things get messed up. Jacquese says that he's "a bootyologist," and that he knows these things. I want to find Jacquese funny, but something about him prevents that from happening. I think he's too judgmental, and he seems way more concerned about what the women are getting up to than the men. Notice that he wasn't giving Brad shit after he kissed Kirsten. He was probably high-fiving him. But he's giving Frankie a hard time. Robin and Randy ask Jacquese if he smelled something. Jacquese interviews that he thinks someone had sex out there. Jacquese points out that "the grass just ain't green today," and the camera focuses on the Astroturf. Randy says it's been rolled on. Ouch. That would hurt. Jacquese says he needs to do a forensic exam. He kneels down and sniffs the ground. Randy says it's like when crime people come in and reenact the scene. It's like Real World: C.S.I. Jacquese interviews, "Someone said hello to that kitty last night." That would've been funny, but then he had to add, "And I'm not talking about that one on her shirt." Oh, he ruined the joke.

The camera focuses on a framed piece of paper with Dave's phone number written on it, and a framed photo of Dave and Frankie. Frankie asks Cameran if she's a good girlfriend. Um, no. Also, they broke up. Cameran asks Frankie what she did, and whether she hooked up with someone. Frankie says that she didn't, but that she knows Dave will be upset. Frankie interviews that she doesn't remember specific details of what happened with Adam, because when you're drunk, that's when things get groggy. And then you accidentally have sex! But it's forgivable. Frankie says that Dave gets very jealous when she talks to someone else. Well, that's cool. She didn't talk to Adam that much. Mostly because she was too busy shoving her tongue down his throat.

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