Real World

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Helllooo, Kitty!

Frankie says it's not fair for her to do the things she thinks are okay, and then be confronted by Dave, because he thinks they're not. Well, if she wants to do things that he doesn't think are okay, then they should break up. Which they did! Argh. Cameran interviews that Frankie doesn't know what she wants. I think she knows exactly what she wants. She wants to do whatever she wants while she's in San Diego, but then she wants Dave waiting for her when she gets home. Or she wants to keep him as a backup. Frankie says that her intentions aren't to hurt Dave, but that she knows she's done some things that he won't like. Cameran says it's stupid for Dave to think Frankie won't talk to any guys for four months, or have any fun. Yeah, how silly of him to expect her to be monogamous! They should break up. Which they did. Cameran thinks Dave sounds possessive, which is exactly what Frankie wants her to think, so that then Cameran will think that Frankie must be really great if Dave is hanging onto her so tightly. And she'll also feel sorry for Frankie and understand when Frankie has to break away and talk to other guys. So basically, Frankie gets a free pass. Cameran insists that it will work out, and that she shouldn't dwell on it. Frankie interviews that she's going to tell Dave they need to talk, and that he'll know what that means. Cameran says that she does think Frankie is a good girlfriend. Based on what evidence? Frankie agrees.

The roommates all decide to go to a hookah bar. Cameran interviews that she's had a crush on Brad the whole time, and that he doesn't pay her any attention (he doesn't?), and now he's kissed another girl. Man, what a jerk! I hate the women on this show. Except Jamie. So far. Cameran is wearing the double bill of the white shorts and the trucker hat.

Brad gives Cameran a piggyback ride outside the hookah bar. Cameran interviews that they will always have a bond of humor. Cameran tries to knee him in the nuts again, and he tells her to cut it out. I don't understand why that would be good flirting technique. I had to call in my husband for a consultation on this issue, because, you may be surprised to hear, I do not have nuts. So he said that he would think that she was flirting, but that it would also be annoying. If she's not successful, you're just on guard all night. And if she is successful, you're feeling the worst pain that a man can feel. I offered up a titty-twister as a possible alternative, and he agreed that would be preferable than getting kneed in the nuts. But he suggested that if she really wants to show interest, she should just rub her ass on his nuts. And that visual cracked me up for about ten minutes. I think it was the white shorts. Anyway, Cameran interviews that it's her way of flirting, and that she knows that it's childish.

Real World

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