Brad and Randy agree that Cameran is awesome. Randy adds that Cameran "can hang." The highest of compliments. Brad says that Cameran kneed him in the nuts last night, and he still likes her. Wait, that's the highest of compliments. And judging by the boys' speech patterns, I do mean "high." Brad says that when he first met Cameran, he never thought she'd be like this. Brad interviews that he doesn't know if he's sexually attracted to Cameran (he doesn't?), but that "when you evaluate all the circumstances involved in the situation, that's when you've got to make your final decision." There were a lot of words in that sentence, but I'm not entirely sure it made sense. Brad says that he doesn't want to feel like he broke up with his girlfriend for Cameran. Randy says that because Cameran is young, she probably just has a crush on Brad, and that it would be bad for Brad to "cash in" on that. Yes, Cameran is a young woman, and thus incapable of rational thought or decision-making. Unlike Randy and Brad, two men of the world. Brad totally agrees, and says that he and Randy need to find the right club or bar, or even drink on the beach. Randy heard that the beach might be hot. I heard that the ocean might be wet.
Brad and Randy carry a keg into the house. Robin interviews that she met this guy named Walker (Walker? I hardly know 'er!), and that he brought over a keg and five girls. They all got drunk and played drinking games like "flip the cup." I'm not famliar with that one, but like many drinking games, it appears to involve forcing increasingly inebriated people to perform tasks which require fine motor skills. So the more drunk you are, the less you can perform, and then the more drunk you get. Walker had better also hope that no one decides to charge him with providing alcohol to minors, since nineteen-year-old Cameran is downing beers with everyone else.
Brad talks to this girl named Kristen about how he loves flat shoes, and he doesn't even like wearing shoes. I don't know. They're drunk. Cameran sees them talking and makes an irritated face. She asks Robin to go inside to talk. Cameran interviews that Kristen is hanging all over Brad, and that Cameran is jealous because she wonders if Kristen is "cuter or cooler than [Cameran]." Why blame Kristen? She doesn't know that Cameran has a crush on Brad, and even if she did, she doesn't know Cameran from Adam. (In the figurative sense, not Adam the Earlobe Guy.) Cameran tells Robin that Kristen is "trash." What ever happened to sisterhood? Robin says that Brad is thinking with his penis, but that he likes Cameran on a different level. Or, Cameran has given Brad no indication that she's serious about him, and they aren't dating, and they haven't even kissed, so somehow Brad was supposed to surmise from that fact that Cameran's kneeing him in the nuts meant true love always.