Real World

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Kim: D | 267 USERS: C+
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Higher Level of My Ass

We see a big crowd, and the on-screen text tells us that it is New Orleans Jazzfest. In an interview, Danny says that Jazzfest is "way better than Mardi Gras." Remember Danny? Yeah, we haven't seen him or David this week. Jamie and Julie wander through the crowd. Jamie gets a sticker for Julie that says, "I love sex." He sticks it on her chest, totally feeling her up in the process. Is he drunk, or what? Oh, he is holding a big cup of beer. Julie hands Jamie a sticker that says, "I love 2 Pimp." In an interview, Jamie babbles about spirituality some more. Julie leans back against Jamie as they sit on the ground and listen to music. Julie tells Jamie that he's "trying so hard to reach this elevated level" of spirituality, when he's already there. In an interview, Jamie says that to see these levels, you could travel to places like Tibet, or you could live with "the horny Mormon at the Belfort." I liked Jamie better when he was throwing grapes at cars. Julie and Jamie dance together in slow motion. Because they've learned something.

Next week: Matt sees a girl he thinks is cute, and it causes him to go into an epileptic fit. At least, that's how I interpreted it. Meanwhile, David has to produce the next TV show (remember those?) which will be the seventh (!). We see, as Matt aptly describes it, "strippers parading around in their own bathing suits." I don't know why it mattered who the bathing suits belonged to. One of the strippers takes a digger. Hee!

Over the credits, Jamie sings in the shower about how cold he is, and how it makes his penis small. See, even thought it's kind of dumb, I much prefer this Jamie to self-important Jamie. Julie complains about his singing, and he starts chasing her around the bathroom while holding a T-shirt in front of his, well, small penis. Hey, he said it, not me. Julie freaks out and Jamie laughs.

Real World

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