The next day (?), Annoying has an anxiety attack out on the beach because of Colin and her dad, and calls her mom, saying that she is having trouble with her heart again.
Tet Girl says that Annoying needs a woman friend. Annoying's mom calls and Annoying says she's feeling better. Her mom says her dad is doing better too.
Colin says Annoying needs him and that he's an important part of her life. Maybe if he keeps saying it, we'll get the point -- he's really important. He's the man. Anyway, he types Annoying a note on the computer and suggests that they just be friends for a week. At some point (that night? the previous week?), the two of them are lying in bed together and Annoying says that issues with her dad have caused her to be emotional. Colin, of course, says it had nothing to do with her dad, and was in fact all due to him. Dude, I think Matt has a stepladder you can borrow.
All along, I was kind of rooting for Annoying until this point. She whispers "Be my valentine. Be my shmoopy woopy. How can you turn down this cute face?" and it's really annoying. Colin turns over and at first I thought he had a raging hard-on, but after closer examination and a consultation with some experts, it was not. Check it out if you have a tape, though. I think it was his audio pack. Anyway, he leaves, and in an interview says that he needs to make a decision about Annoying.













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