At Local Grind, CJP steps up to the mike and dedicates a song to her roommates. Kyle, Aneesa, Theo, and Keri sit in the audience. SGB starts singing and he is awful. Just nasal and terrible and his lyrics are horrendous. In an interview, Theo says that he's pissed at Chris and Tonya for not being around for that special moment, when CJP dedicated a song to them. Oh, for crying out loud. It's not like she's getting married and they blew off the wedding. We see shots of Chris and Tonya at the gym. The roommates listen to CJP's shitty song that is not only annoying and whiny and folky, but also grammatically incorrect. Kyle looks down like he's about to cry, which I personally think would be hilarious. I'm surprised he didn't turn away and rub some onion on his hands so he could squeeze out that one perfect tear which would slide down his cheek and glisten in the light. And then he could give a stoic sniff and rub his eyes. Oh, except his eyeliner might run. Aneesa really is crying, but she's probably drunk. In an interview, Aneesa says that they are all together on their last night, except for two of them who are "getting some good cardio." That would be a funny line except that they're lifting weights, not doing cardio. But A for effort. In an interview, CJP says that it's more about Tonya and Chris missing their last night together than them hearing her sing, because they've heard her sing. I'm sure they have. Maybe that's why they chose not to attend. Did you ever think of that?
Episode Report CardKim: C | 270 USERS: C+
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