Real World

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If I Promise to Miss You, Will You Go Away?

CJP proposes that they all go in the hot tub. So, they do. In an interview, CJP reminds us that they all got in the hot tub together on the first day and on the last day. It's flashback time. Aneesa kissing Feminem. Aneesa screaming at Feminem on the street. Theo yelling, "Shut the fuck up! Shut up!" Theo and Tonya fighting in the van and Tonya crying. CJP says that making out with the rock star probably wasn't her smartest move. I bet Big Head Todd feels like making out with her probably wasn't his smartest move either. Especially if you replace "making" with "eating." I'm just saying. I hear things.

CJP proves her innate camp counselor personality by suggesting that they all go around and say something nice about the person to their left. CJP says that Theo is talented, and that he impressed her with his work with the kids in the program. Theo says that he thanks God that Aneesa is in his life. In an interview, Aneesa says that Theo is her heart, and that he's the same person as her, without tits. Aneesa thinks that Theo is a gentleman, but "a little pimp" at the same time. Aneesa says that Chris has gone out of his way to make her life a little easier. So what she likes about him is what he's done for her? Typical. Chris apparently had nothing to say about Keri, or at least they didn't show it. Keri has to talk about Kyle, and clearly has nothing good to say, so she lamely concludes that "he's been a very good friend...to all of us." Heh. In an interview, Keri says she didn't want to attach herself to anyone, and she hates that she hung out with Kyle for so long. In a confessional, Kyle does damage control in one last desperate attempt to convince Nicole that Keri meant nothing to him. It seriously looks like he's reading a statement from a piece of paper. He says that he regrets anything romantic or flirtatious with Keri, and that he was confused. What an asshole. Tonya thanks the group for supporting her when she was in the hospital. In an interview, Tonya says that getting sick allowed her to let her guard down. Or lie more. You make the call. In an interview, CJP (who is like the star of this episode) says the usual platitudes about them being family, blah blah blah siblingcakes. Isn't it time for them to leave yet?

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