We see a shot of a yellow duffel bag at an airport as we hear Fiona Apple singing, "Fast As You Can." This would all be a lot more dramatic if we didn't see Jamie in the opening credits and know that he's on the show.
Back at Belfort, we learn that Danny speaks French. Someone says that he will probably seduce all the women and Julie agrees that he is "a smoothie." Mmm, smoothies. I had a raspberry one today. Kelley asks Danny if he will tell her his secret en français. Danny says, "Je suis pied," which I translated using my high school French to, "I am a foot" or possibly, "I am at the foot." But it's been a while. Kelley is about as clueless as I am, and she doesn't even have the captioning to help her. She got the "I am" part, but confesses to having no idea what the last word was.
They all wait around for the last person to arrive, peeking out the doors and stuff. Melissa hopes the last person is a guy, like we get it. After a while, they all give up and go about their business. Finally, Jamie arrives and when he walks in, he says, "Dyn-o-mite!" in what I assume is another attempt to show how he is down with the homies, by referencing Jimmy "J.J." Walker. Or he could be referring to the house. Kelley finally notices he is there and calls out to the rest of the roommates. Melissa, of course, wants to know, "Is it a boy?" Someone says that it is a boy, and Melissa does a dance move that I can only describe as "doggy-style with ass-slapping." I hope that gives you a visual.
Matt introduces himself to Jamie, and we learn that Jamie is a twenty-two-year old from Chicago, and a Cornell University graduate. In an interview, Melissa says that Jamie is "sickeningly perfect." Yeah, a perfect replica of Frankenstein. David asks what part of Chicago Jamie is from. Jamie says he's from the "North Shore, near Northwestern." We learn that David is from the south side of Chicago, which is the baddest part of town, and if you go down there, you better just beware of a man named Leroy Brown. I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. In an interview, Jamie tells us that the north side was a great place to grow up. David tells Jamie that he grew up near Comiskey Park in the projects, and asks if Jamie gets to the south side much. Now, that was kind of mean. Clearly, Jamie has not, but now to admit that he hasn't makes him look like a snob. I mean, he probably is a snob, but it doesn't seem very kind to set someone up like that. Jamie says he only went there to go to ball games a few times. At least he didn't say he only went there to buy drugs or something. David does a mocking "white-guy" voice and says, "I stay clear of the south side." Jamie laughs and points at David's muscles and says that's why he stays clear, because of guys like David living there. In an interview, Jamie says that "the stork dropped [him] in the right place." Um, maybe he didn't get the memo, but there is no stork. Now that we've taken ten minutes to learn how David and Jamie are from different parts of the same city, David tells us in a voice-over that they are from very different worlds. Wow, thank you for telling me that.