Sarah and Shavonda walk down the street while MJ macks on his blonde babe back at the club. Sarah says that the blonde is fat, which she absolutely is not. Sarah adds that the girl has badly-dyed blonde hair. Yeah, I hate it when women use unnatural means to change their appearance, like breast implants. MJ makes out with his blonde, and he is a really bad kisser. Sarah arrives home while MJ continues to make out poorly with his blonde babe at the club.
MJ walks in the house and Sarah immediately announces that she hates him. Landon says that MJ is a pimp. Sarah pointedly asks qhether MJ figured out the house phone number, since she wouldn't give it to him to give to other girls. MJ interviews that he couldn't figure out what Sarah's problem is. Do you really want to get me started, because we'll be here all night. Sarah yells at MJ that he can't ask for her to help him pick up other girls. But she doesn't let her emotions get involved in sex. And she doesn't get weird in the morning. Nope.
And now it's time for the Most Awesome Thing I Saw on TV Last Week. The most awesome thing I saw on TV last week was the premiere of the second season of Starting Over, or as New Orleans Melissa calls it, "Old Lady Real World." This season, they are in Los Angeles, and they have brought in Oprah's buddy Iyanla Vanzant as a life coach. And that's awesome because she totally has taken over and last season's crazy-ass life coach, Rhonda, is relegated to the sidelines. And I predict it's a matter of weeks before Rhonda totally loses it. Also, there's one roommate, Deborah (pronounced De-BORE-ah) who is batshit crazy. She started out seeming like she was just outspoken and maybe a little rude. But now it turns out that she is pregnant (despite being premenopausal) and scheming to have a secret abortion, and also is trying to bully her fifteen-year-old daughter into doing something (arranging the abortion? Getting medical records?) through threats and intimidation. And next week, it looks like the shit will hit the fan when the rest of the house finds out what's going on. Did I mention that Deborah has threatened to leave the house twice already? In the first week? And that Iyanla had to clap her hands and yell, "Deborah!" to get her to shut up in their group meeting? And that she works out on the treadmill while wearing a fanny pack and dancing and singing to herself? And that she uses a fork to eat cotton candy from a bag? There's so much more that I could tell you, and I haven't even gotten into the other roommates. Check your local listings and find out when it's on in your area, and then watch it. Because it is awesome.