Landon drunkenly runs around the house and cackles. He leaps onto MJ's back in the hot tub. Interesting. Shavonda interviews that Landon is wild when he's drunk, and that it's getting old. Shavonda tells Landon she doesn't want to talk to him when he's drunk. Shavonda sits and reads a magazine. Landon tells Willie (who?) that he wants a nice girl, and that he's going to get her. He walks over and tries to talk to Shavonda, but she blows him off. Landon reports back to Willie that it didn't work, and then says that he's never hit on a girl. Also, interesting. Willie suggests that Landon try talking to her when he's sober.

In a confessional, MJ and Landon talk about Landon and Shavonda having crushes on each other. Both men are drunk. Landon sounds like a cross between Chris Farley and Campbell Scott in the drunk phone call scene in Singles. Landon says that he loves Shavonda, and MJ looks shocked, and asks if that's true. Landon starts explaining how he feels, and MJ interrupts to ask if he farted. Landon admits that he did, but that's "beside the purpose." MJ cracks up and tries to talk about how much it smells. Landon concludes that he really likes Shavonda.

MJ mistakenly goes to talk to Sarah again. Sarah complains that the whole situation is going to end looking like MJ hurt her, and that she has her pride. Sarah lies back on the bed, arches her back, and promises MJ that she could "rock [his] world." EW! Who says that? MJ says he just wants everything to be good, and kisses her on the cheek. Sarah tries to seductively trail her fingers down MJ's arm, and then comes right out and desperately say that she wants to make out. I thought she had so much pride. MJ interviews that Sarah puts him in situations that are sexual, and that it's human nature to respond. Sarah grabs MJ's hand and keeps telling him to come here. MJ leans over and kisses Sarah, and you know that inside, Sarah is thinking, "I won! He wants me!" So sad.