CUT TO: Bars! Of course. They need booze money! Janelle decides to ruin Paula's night by still talking about her Jose fight; she says that she'll forgive if he apologizes, but that she'll never forget. Why do people enjoy verbalizing every thought that goes on in their heads? Paula tells us that Janelle just writes people off. Janelle still babbles in Paula's hungry, scabbed ear, saying that Janelle's "not a hateful person." Okay, whatever you say. And in B/M's constant weird effort to wrap up each episode's drama as neatly as possible, Paula mentions that Jose is sensitive, and so suddenly Janelle camera-justifies that Jose is insecure, and so the fact that his lashing-out came out of that makes it easier for her to forget. Or something.
Streets. Streets. Street. Jose ruins Svet and Paula's night by talking about the fight. He says he shouldn't have cursed Janelle out like he did, but he told himself he was going to be honest and true to his feelings from now on. "Don't take it back!" says Svet. Nice, Svet. Paula drops some knowledge, telling us that without fights, you can't have resolutions, and you can't grow. Jose hugs Paula. Jose camera-brows that perhaps he and Janelle will be able to sit down in the future and work it out. Jose babbles some more about being true to himself. Paula is happy for him. So is some smiley David Faustino-looking guy standing by and watching. The kids walk. The kids walk. A bus almost runs them all over. Almost.
A quick MTV Overdrive clip shows Bossman Ricky Croft chewing out Zach in the storage room. Ooh, why doesn't stupid MTV.com support Mac? Worst fucking chaotic dumbshit hard-to-navigate website ever.
This season...The kids ride a Mystic Tan float. Skinny-dip. Dance in some foreign land. What looks like Paula and John make out on the bed in a hotel. Tyler and Zach try to watch from the hall. Ew and ew. Svet's horrible Russian Mafioso boyfriend comes to visit. Paula, clearly not taking her shrink's advice about no shots, drunkenly screams at Tyler. Janelle yells at some dreadlocked Rasta. Said Rasta goes to a hotel instead of staying with Janelle. Heh. Good move. John calls Tyler a piece of shit. Paula cries to her boyfriend on the phone, telling him she's "always punished" for what was his fault. Another hurricane! The kids head to the basement of some hotel, scared. And that's it! Smell ya later!













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