Sarah hasn't started packing yet. She prefers the term "denial" to "laziness." Shavonda tells us she's been thinking of this day since the night she and Landon hooked up in Fiji. She's been thinking about going home ever since she got some? That's pretty telling.

Landon's in bed, sleeping, wearing polka dot pajama bottoms. Shavonda jumps into bed with him, temporarily forgetting about the infrared camera we all rely on now for any good footage from these house-bound reality shows. She spanks Landon on the ass, rolls onto her back, and demands, "Come here." Landon obeys, rolling into Shavonda's arms, and thus the hookup begins. We're treated to a confessional of Landon telling us how he's not going to hook up with Shavonda as we watch infrared Shavonda and Landon hooking up. Landon tells us they always end up having sex as we watch them having sex. How can watching people have sex be so devoid of sexuality? I'm confused by this. Reality television is numbing our reflexes and hormones. Actually, I think it's from watching that Paris Hilton sex tape at 8 in the morning a couple of years ago. I've really never been the same since. Who do I sue? Because I think it's time for some pain and suffering dollahs. Word.

Establishing shot of an Aquafina bottle on a railing. I don't know why; that's what we see. I suppose it's supposed to represent sex, but it's even more confusing to me. I hope youngsters aren't watching this show to understand how sex works. "First you wear polka dot pajamas, and then you pack a box, and then a girl climbs into your bed, all the colors go away, you put a water bottle on a railing and then sex happens." Landon worries that sex with Shavonda will make things "too sticky" for their friendship. So many jokes, so little internet space.

Sarah basically calls Shavonda a ho some random morning we're supposed to take in a linear fashion, saying that she'd never be able to hook up with someone she lived with unless she was in love. Shavonda looks at Sarah like she's thinking, "You mean your boyfriend Bulimia?"

MJ tries to talk from around that disgustingness blackening his teeth. He asks Landon if he and Shavonda are "like, boyfriend and girlfriend." Tell me more, tell me more, was it love at first sight? Landon says that Shavonda only wants it to be sex, and doesn't have a problem with it just being sex.