Shavonda comes downstairs to thank Landon for her note. He's playing pool with himself. Get it, Shavonda? He's going to play pool with himself. Forever. Shavonda calls him the "sweetest guy ever," and pushes her face into his chest so that he must hug her. Shavonda tells us she feels fortunate to have met someone from across the country when she was thrown into this situation and -- oh, whatever. Cut to Shavonda and Landon showering together. Hint of boob. Showering, cuddling, boring. Shavonda tries on her best orgasm face while Landon washes her hair. Shavonda let Landon wash her hair. Maybe she is in love, y'all.

This is a long-ass half-hour. Hey, I've finally found something that's sadder than recapping for six years straight. It's called being Dan on The Inferno 2. Holy crap.

So now today they're really, really, really leaving. I think. Shavonda and Landon are sharing a sad morning, realizing that their cuddle time is coming to an end. Shavonda tries to cry as she tells us she spent a lot of time pretending she didn't care about Landon because she didn't want to be sad when they had to say goodbye. She says it like the guy in Clerks: "I wasn't even supposed to be here today!" Landon tells Shavonda to think back to their first day. No! He triggers a flashback and we watch Landon and Shavonda meet again as Landon tells us he saw a gorgeous black...adding "girl" like an afterthought.