In an interview, Julie says she feels like Alan understands her, and that although he doesn't agree with everything she says, he doesn't judge her. She doesn't add, "like Matt," but she should. Also, their relationship is starting to creep me out a little. Anyway, Julie wants to get a tarot card reading but Alan feels tarot cards are the tools of Satan (no, I'm not kidding, he really does). Then she wants to get a palm reading, which is also apparently of the devil. She runs off and whines, "Come ooooooonnnn," and Alan tells her that she can have all the damnation for herself, but he's not getting a palm reading. For real. He really said that. Julie asks the palm reader if she will find "the man of [her] dreams", like give it a rest, Julie. The palm reader points out her love line and when Julie whines that it's really short, replies that it is really strong. In a confessional, Julie says that she got some depressing news for Valentine's Day. The palm reader told her she won't fall in love until she's twenty-four, and she won't get married until she's thirty. Gasp! The horror! Not thirty! Why, that's ancient! How will she go forth and populate the planet with her Mormon babies? Julie tells the palm reader that she can't believe she's going to be a virgin until she's thirty and the palm reader is all, "No!" like "I didn't say you wouldn't have sex, I just said you wouldn't get married!" Julie says she might as well shoot herself, like could she be any hornier? Not that there's anything wrong with looking forward to sex, or even saving herself for her husband if that's what floats her boat, but someone needs to introduce this girl to the wonders of masturbation. I nominate Melissa. That's probably not allowed by her church either, though.
Danny and Wes, the guy he was flirting with earlier, are in a bar with a group of people. In an interview, Danny says that Wes is one of the guys to whom he is honestly attracted, but he has Paul back home. Do you think Danny is trying to say that he's feeling conflicted about his relationship with Paul? I'm not sure. I wish they would show more footage of Danny talking about how he feels about the relationship. A stripper comes out at the bar and Danny appears confused, wondering how the stripper appeared, and it's all really weird. Then, one of the people in their group appears to be a member of the Dixie Chicks. Danny suggests going back to his place and getting in the hot tub, but he barely has the words "going back" out of his mouth before the Dixie Chick is all, "Yeah! Woo hoo! Great idea! Let's go! I'm going to be on camera!" Back at Belfort, the men are getting naked and getting into the hot tub. Danny says that all he is wearing is "a smile and the hair on [his] head." A tsunami of drool wipes out the Empire State Building and other major New York City landmarks. Wes does a cannonball into the hot tub. There are four guys and the Dixie Chick. In an interview, Danny says that he is sitting in a hot tub, and he realizes these guys are very attractive, and that they're probably attracted to him as well. That Danny, nothing gets by him. Danny says that "any time you mix alcohol and attractive people, things happen." Then there's a dramatic cut to commercial while we all ponder Danny and Paul's relationship. Will Danny cheat? I'm fretting here!